IainMorton Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 51 minutes ago, NJ2 said: If I’m speaking to another Hearts fan, I’ll use “we”. Or, more likely, “those useless c***s” I’ll always refer to Morton as “we”, and Scotland too obviously. There are other clubs that I follow but I’d never refer to them as “we”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 We have a rule in the office that folk aren't meant to eat their lunch at their desk but it's rarely enforced and I rarely have an issue with that. Today, the guy who sits behind me has brought in what I can only imagine is some sort of rotting fish carcass and started eating it. Entire office will now stink of this shit for the rest of the day/week/year. We have a small canteen area where everyone else manages to go and eat with no problems but apparently this guy needs to catch up with the latest BBC sport headline and have massive discussion about it. "I see that's Harry Kane trying to claim that goal at the weekend, be interesting to see how that turns out". I hope your lunch gives you aids, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) That AA advert with the little girl singing along to Rolling on the River, except the girl's mouth has been replaced by another mouth (an older child?) because obviously a baby can't sing along to anything. It gets on my nerves because, why not just use an older child who actually could mouth along to the song? Instead of ending up with this creepy mess that looks like a fucking Aphex Twin video (it doesn't really, but it's still stupid). Edited April 10, 2018 by Nightmare 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 21 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Maybe he dosnt go to canteen because he thinks you are c***s He'd probably be right. As it is though, everyone in the office thinks he's not just a c**t but a smelly c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: We have a rule in the office that folk aren't meant to eat their lunch at their desk but it's rarely enforced and I rarely have an issue with that. Today, the guy who sits behind me has brought in what I can only imagine is some sort of rotting fish carcass and started eating it. Entire office will now stink of this shit for the rest of the day/week/year. We have a small canteen area where everyone else manages to go and eat with no problems but apparently this guy needs to catch up with the latest BBC sport headline and have massive discussion about it. "I see that's Harry Kane trying to claim that goal at the weekend, be interesting to see how that turns out". I hope your lunch gives you aids, m8. Surely it's an unwritten rule that if you're eating your lunch at your desk it's something that isn't smelly. Smelly food, go to the canteen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: We have a rule in the office that folk aren't meant to eat their lunch at their desk but it's rarely enforced and I rarely have an issue with that. Today, the guy who sits behind me has brought in what I can only imagine is some sort of rotting fish carcass and started eating it. Entire office will now stink of this shit for the rest of the day/week/year. We have a small canteen area where everyone else manages to go and eat with no problems but apparently this guy needs to catch up with the latest BBC sport headline and have massive discussion about it. "I see that's Harry Kane trying to claim that goal at the weekend, be interesting to see how that turns out". I hope your lunch gives you aids, m8. Maybe he's Scandinavian and it's Lutefisk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 That AA advert with the little girl singing along to Rolling on the River, except the girl's mouth has been replaced by another mouth (an older child?) because obviously a baby can't sing along to anything. It gets on my nerves because, why not just use an older child who actually could mouth along to the song? Instead of ending up with this creepy mess that looks like a fucking Aphex Twin video (it doesn't really, but it's still stupid). I think the fact the father phones the AA as soon as the engine warning light goes on is just as bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 19 hours ago, Daydream said: When people say “aks” instead of “ask”. I don’t get it Straight Outta Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Getting my new phone today and my wife suggested that she'd pick it up from a pick up point next to her work. Save me having to keep an eye on the DPD updates to run home (I live 5 minutes from home). So she updated it and it's being delivered to the other side of Aberdeen - currently it's sitting waiting to be picked up and she's just messaged to say that she won't manage to get it as she forgot she's not at the office in the afternoon today. Gee thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 14 minutes ago, ajwffc said: 1 hour ago, Nightmare said: That AA advert with the little girl singing along to Rolling on the River, except the girl's mouth has been replaced by another mouth (an older child?) because obviously a baby can't sing along to anything. It gets on my nerves because, why not just use an older child who actually could mouth along to the song? Instead of ending up with this creepy mess that looks like a fucking Aphex Twin video (it doesn't really, but it's still stupid). I think the fact the father phones the AA as soon as the engine warning light goes on is just as bad ...and the car is on the move again three seconds after the mechanic opens the bonnet. Yeah right how often does that happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 54 minutes ago, Gaz said: Surely it's an unwritten rule that if you're eating your lunch at your desk it's something that isn't smelly. Smelly food, go to the canteen. It's an actual written rule that folk eat everything in the canteen, it even gets pulled up during audits but as the managers don't like sitting with the plebs in the canteen they let others sit at their desks. But you're correct, some common sense can be applied here. 17 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Maybe he's Scandinavian and it's Lutefisk. He's Indian and it's definitely a rotting carcass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Moonster said: He's Indian and it's definitely a rotting carcass. Maybe he brought it back from the Temple of Doom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Getting my new phone today and my wife suggested that she'd pick it up from a pick up point next to her work. Save me having to keep an eye on the DPD updates to run home (I live 5 minutes from home). So she updated it and it's being delivered to the other side of Aberdeen - currently it's sitting waiting to be picked up and she's just messaged to say that she won't manage to get it as she forgot she's not at the office in the afternoon today. Gee thanks. If you live 5 minutes from home, you are doing it wrong. Spend the extra 5 minutes and make it to your house, no need to live under a bridge / in a car / cardboard box. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Brother Blades said: If you live 5 minutes from home, you are doing it wrong. Spend the extra 5 minutes and make it to your house, no need to live under a bridge / in a car / cardboard box. I work 5 minutes from home....it's been a long day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 That work emai lthat tells you that your passowrd will expire in 14 days. It isn't something I need a 14 day countdown for, as I will get an new email counting down each day. When it expiring tomorrow or today tell me, not now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, The Moonster said: It's an actual written rule that folk eat everything in the canteen, it even gets pulled up during audits but as the managers don't like sitting with the plebs in the canteen they let others sit at their desks. But you're correct, some common sense can be applied here. He's Indian and it's definitely a rotting carcass. Has his family settled in Malaysia or somewhere abouts? A student in our halls used to boil up some dried fish his mum sent him and it would stink up the whole corridor. Probably what they used in Syria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: I work 5 minutes from home....it's been a long day. Used to commute from Aberdeenshire to citu centre for 45-60mins each way, Now an 8min walk across Aberdeen City Centre to work. The lose of a commute is not a PTTGOYN but a blissful happiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Has his family settled in Malaysia or somewhere abouts? A student in our halls used to boil up some dried fish his mum sent him and it would stink up the whole corridor. Probably what they used in Syria. I'm not aware of any family from Malaysia, he and his family moved here when he was 2 or 3 I think. But yes, rotting, dried fish sounds about right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 43 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: If you live 5 minutes from home, you are doing it wrong. Spend the extra 5 minutes and make it to your house, no need to live under a bridge / in a car / cardboard box. He mentioned the word wife, so 5 minutes from home is too close imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 He mentioned the word wife, so 5 minutes from home is too close imo. Certainly is - might spot me leaving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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