sjc Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Latest bout of chronic wind and diarrhea made even more disturbing by the fact that I can "piss" out of my arse with far greater force than conventional pissing..........it's like a fucking pressure washer of liquid shit! PS - Apologies for the graphic detail but try living in my shoes pants at the moment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 29 minutes ago, sjc said: Latest bout of chronic wind and diarrhea made even more disturbing by the fact that I can "piss" out of my arse with far greater force than conventional pissing..........it's like a fucking pressure washer of liquid shit! PS - Apologies for the graphic detail but try living in my shoes pants at the moment *bites into sandwich* thanks for that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, IainMorton said: *bites into sandwich* thanks for that. Think yourself fucking lucky - I'm eating a bowl of ham broth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 15 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Nearly died of fright when driving along late at night/very early in the morning alone when the seatbelt thing bonged. Must have unwittingly put my hand on the passenger seat. That female hitchhiker is only in your imagination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 46 minutes ago, sjc said: Latest bout of chronic wind and diarrhea made even more disturbing by the fact that I can "piss" out of my arse with far greater force than conventional pissing..........it's like a fucking pressure washer of liquid shit! PS - Apologies for the graphic detail but try living in my shoes pants at the moment Think positively, go out and fertilise the garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Probably under a bush near Ninewells. Lies. I search those regularly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Lies. I search those regularly I'll put it back by 4pm at the latest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 You'd better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: You'd better I’ll warn you now, it’s soiled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Think positively, go out and fertilise the garden. and give the neighbourhood dysentery?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: *bites into sandwich* thanks for that. 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Think yourself fucking lucky - I'm eating a bowl of ham broth. You're welcome guys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Been married for 9 years today. Yay Are you legally allowed to marry a 24 can slab of Irn Bru? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: If yes I may file for a divorce. Get back to me on this I now pronounce you man and wife..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, sjc said: I now pronounce you man and wife..... You sure? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 My rust bucket of a car which consistently has an issue at the most inconvenient of times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rovers2017 said: My rust bucket of a car which consistently has an issue at the most inconvenient of times There's a poster on here called throbber. PM him, tell him it runs like a dream and you'll let it go for just £6k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You sure? If not, @G_Man1985 is in for a surprise on his honeymoon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: There's a poster on here called throbber. PM him, tell him it runs like a dream and you'll let it go for just £6k. Thanks mate, he's picking it up at 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 54 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Been married for 9 years today. Yay Congrats! Mind when Stewarty thought it was all a fallacy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Happy Anniversary Gman! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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