throbber Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 I am a fat b*****d, have totally let myself go in the last 2 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: let myself go in the last 2 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Fucking printers. Spent about ten minutes trying to print something. Just kept spitting blank bits of paper out, tried to print again and again and got nothing. Pushed every button on it and now its printing out about 6 copies of what i only needed 1 copy off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: Fucking printers. Spent about ten minutes trying to print something. Just kept spitting blank bits of paper out, tried to print again and again and got nothing. Pushed every button on it and now its printing out about 6 copies of what i only needed 1 copy off. Printers are c***s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 The phrase - "...turned around and said". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Tinnitus. This 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 I've dented the kettle and am waiting on the missus spotting it. Burned my arm on it and without thinking just lashed out at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 I've dented the kettle and am waiting on the missus spotting it. Burned my arm on it and without thinking just lashed out at it. Did you call it black? You are a hideous racist after all? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 The phrase - "...turned around and said". Emilio ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, whiskychimp said: People who leave keys in the door meaning Im stuck outside in the rain. Yes, I mean you, Anna the cleaner. Seen as I doubt you read PnB this won't help much. Plus as you clean with the music blaring your not answering your phone either Sorry mate, me and Anna have been videoing a project and didn't want interruptions. For the inconvenience, here's a preview https://media.giphy.com/media/lDivUkxYRVaPS/giphy.gif Edited April 30, 2018 by Rovers2017 Failed attempt at being funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 17 minutes ago, Rovers2017 said: Sorry mate, me and Anna have been videoing a project and didn't want interruptions. For the inconvenience, here's a preview https://media.giphy.com/media/lDivUkxYRVaPS/giphy.gif That table will take ages to polish at that rate. id get a new cleaner in tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Forgot it was May 1st tomorrow and getting stocked up with £15 a litre supermarket whisky before it goes up to £20 minimum. Can't be arsed going out now, will switch to wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Overheard a conversation between wife and MIL yesterday. Gist of it was that whilt the in laws are on holiday, the wifes 17 and 19 year old brothers have been unable to procure themselves a loaf of bread, and instead moaned that the bread had ran out. Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Overheard a conversation between wife and MIL yesterday. Gist of it was that whilt the in laws are on holiday, the wifes 17 and 19 year old brothers have been unable to procure themselves a loaf of bread, and instead moaned that the bread had ran out. Fucking hell. they need put down! unfortunately not uncommon. i remember my then youngest brother, then 17, asking me how long you had to heat beans up for. f***ing beans! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 they need put down! unfortunately not uncommon. i remember my then youngest brother, then 17, asking me how long you had to heat beans up for. f***ing beans! My pal used to put cold water in a pot noodle and microwave it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Catching the cold from my daughter. I also have my househusband chores to do but having nausea.......who's offering to help me out? To do list: Wash the bath. Grocery shopping (milk, bread etc not a full shop). Wash the dishes. Make the bed. Hoover. Bring the washing in plus fold and put away. General tidy up. Cook dinner (roast vegetable pasta). Pick up my daughter from nursery. Much appreciated guys xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 25 minutes ago, mizfit said: My pal used to put cold water in a pot noodle and microwave it. He needs microwaved. 15 minutes ago, sjc said: Catching the cold from my daughter. I also have my househusband chores to do but having nausea.......who's offering to help me out? To do list: Wash the bath. Grocery shopping (milk, bread etc not a full shop). Wash the dishes. Make the bed. Hoover. Bring the washing in plus fold and put away. General tidy up. Cook dinner (roast vegetable pasta). Pick up my daughter from nursery. Much appreciated guys xxx Just kick back and put the feet up. I’m sure Mrs sjc will be fine when she comes home later, the house is a shit hole and youre sitting watching the Japanese equivalent of Homes Under the Hammer in your pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just kick back and put the feet up. I’m sure Mrs sjc will be fine when she comes home later, the house is a shit hole and youre sitting watching the Japanese equivalent of Homes Under the Hammer in your pants. It's almost like you can see into my house........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Strangers who want to have a staring contest with you on the train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, sjc said: It's almost like you can see into my house........ The webcam over next to the window helps tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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