DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Anyway, earlier today, whilst mopping the floors, the handle on the bucket snapped, spilling scaling water all over the kitchen floor (including under the fridge) and all over my left foot. It was exceptionally painful. Had to run the foot under a cold shower for 20 minutes. Only resulted in a small blister though. Just worried that in my absence the fridge will catch fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Anyway, earlier today, whilst mopping the floors, the handle on the bucket snapped, spilling scaling water all over the kitchen floor (including under the fridge) and all over my left foot. It was exceptionally painful. Had to run the foot under a cold shower for 20 minutes. Only resulted in a small blister though. Just worried that in my absence the fridge will catch fire. Probably. On the bright side you will have killed all the ants feasting on the hidden detritus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Probably. On the bright side you will have killed all the ants feasting on the hidden detritus. From the drowning or the burning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 This recent trend of prefixing adjectives with "super"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Anyway, earlier today, whilst mopping the floors, the handle on the bucket snapped, spilling scaling water all over the kitchen floor (including under the fridge) and all over my left foot. It was exceptionally painful. Had to run the foot under a cold shower for 20 minutes. Only resulted in a small blister though. Just worried that in my absence the fridge will catch fire. If only there were legal firms that could help you get the compensation you deserve... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 This recent trend of prefixing adjectives with "super"...I agree that is super-annoying 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Anyway, earlier today, whilst mopping the floors, the handle on the bucket snapped, spilling scaling water all over the kitchen floor (including under the fridge) and all over my left foot. It was exceptionally painful. Had to run the foot under a cold shower for 20 minutes. Only resulted in a small blister though. Just worried that in my absence the fridge will catch fire. You use boiling water to mop the floor? And wash your dishes under a running hot water tap? Why are you trying to kill the planet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: You use boiling water to mop the floor? And wash your dishes under a running hot water tap? Why are you trying to kill the planet? No, it was just hot water from the tap. But it was still hot enough to burn. Also the planet is sound; it's the people I want to bump off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 3 hours ago, Angusfifer said: This recent trend of prefixing adjectives with "super"... I agree that is super-annoying Über annoying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Angusfifer said: This recent trend of prefixing adjectives with "super"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Just now, throbber said: Knock knock. It's a shite airport in Ireland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 14 hours ago, SlipperyP said: One of the local young dogs challenged me today, as you all know, once one dog goes they all go......in the fucking river. Seriously, he was young and proud, I gave him a second chance. Written warning (kick to the puss), I could see the older dogs in the background shaking their heads. My grip, why do mother dogs (bitches) never teach there kids (puppies) of the boggie man many anymore? If you feel you need to keep the killing dogs thing going as part of your online persona then batter in. If there is any element of truth in it then I hope you get mauled to death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: If you feel you need to keep the killing dogs thing going as part of your online persona then batter in. If there is any element of truth in it then I hope you get mauled to death. "I could see the older dogs in the background shaking their heads" Of course it's not fucking true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Maybe Slippery uses “dog” in the way Jimmi Hendrix used “cat”? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: "I could see the older dogs in the background shaking their heads" Of course it's not fucking true. If they were older dogs maybe they had Parkinsons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: If they were older dogs maybe they had Parkinsons. It was actually just a row of toy Churchill dogs he was looking at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: If they were older dogs maybe they had Parkinsons. Barkinsons, shirley? You're welcome. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 58 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Barkinsons, shirley? You're welcome. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: If they were older dogs maybe they had Parkinsons. What, they kept banging on about famous people they'd met? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, GordonD said: What, they kept banging on about famous people they'd met? Free Parker pen, just for enquiring, but. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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