welshbairn Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I'll loosen her stools for her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I'll loosen her stools for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I'll loosen her stools for her. I'd imagine women do shite themselves when/if they see you approaching, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Channel 104 on Sky not being Channel 4 HD. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Why is the music so loud on American TV shows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Folk who have a vibrate and click noise every time their touch their phone screen. Literally Hitlers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Would be a strange headline in fairness “MIDDLE CLASS WID ARRESTED”in fairness that headline would be excellent clickbait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 (edited) The commentator at the Aston Villa game on Soccer Saturday kept on talking about Villa's new signing Josh McGinn Edited August 11, 2018 by alang1993 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Why is the music so loud on American TV showsBecause they’re naturally loud and deaf as f**k.I have my TV downstairs set to 3 on volume and I can hear it fine.My girls? At least 20[emoji37]And I’m the auld bugger fa’s supposedly deef? 🤫 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Soon to be renamed...Sports Direct.FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 On 09/08/2018 at 13:44, G_Man1985 said: Just got bit by a seagull :-( Last Sunday I got jumped from behind by at least 5 seagulls who stole my last hangover cure doughnut straight out my hand. Next time I'm in Largs I'm taking a fucking air rifle with me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, alang1993 said: The commentator at the Aston Villa game on Soccer Saturday kept on talking about Villa's new signing Josh McGinn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 I'll loosen her stools for her.I thought about that.....but I'm not sure the possible outcome would be something I'd enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Teams who have shirt sponsorship from companies that mean nothing to the country they come from. Far East betting sites for starters or Chevrolet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, thomas said: Last Sunday I got jumped from behind by at least 5 seagulls who stole my last hangover cure doughnut straight out my hand. Next time I'm in Largs I'm taking a fucking air rifle with me! https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/180484/Seagulls-terrify-town-to-avenge-air-rifle-killings Good luck with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, thomas said: Last Sunday I got jumped from behind by at least 5 seagulls who stole my last hangover cure doughnut straight out my hand. Next time I'm in Largs I'm taking a fucking air rifle with me! you'll never cure a hangover with doughnuts. the seagulls were saving you from your own stupidity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 5 hours ago, GordonD said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, alang1993 said: I'm not having a go at you or doubting that's the name of the programme. I'm wondering why that's the name of the programme - who the hell calls it "Soccer" in this country? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: I'm not having a go at you or doubting that's the name of the programme. I'm wondering why that's the name of the programme - who the hell calls it "Soccer" in this country? Alliteration sells apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Alliteration sells apparently. Then let's move all the games to Friday. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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