coprolite Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Email: ”we have news about your ticket. Log in to Lotto. Com etc.....” website: ”congratulations, your thunder ball ticket has won £3” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 In the main bit. Next season I will take the train.FFS. In all the years I’ve been following the wee leagues (around some rough places) I’ve never encountered that though I’ve had my fears at the places you see tinks hingin aboot.What exactly did they do to it? Despite my sympathies I do want you to know that I WILL be in actual tears if the vandalism includes having a willy drawn on your car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 I didn't ban him, someone got their first and I'm sure he isn't allowed outside. Off topic but from the missing posts on The heads gone thread can we rejoice that Tadger the Radger has been booted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Fly with the Rose you get shot with the Rose.FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 c***s that feel the need to post on Facebook that they're feeling fresh and down the gym on a Sunday, in fact anyone who needs to make people aware that they go to the gym. Arseholes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 c***s that feel the need to post on Facebook that they're feeling fresh and down the gym on a Sunday, in fact anyone who needs to make people aware that they go to the gym. Arseholes.Needing Shandon Par to weigh in on this (if he is a member of a gym?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 c***s that feel the need to post on Facebook that they're feeling fresh and down the gym on a Sunday, in fact anyone who needs to make people aware that they go to the gym. Arseholes.facebook in general makes me cringe. 90% of it doesnt need shared. i deleted mine a longtime ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Folk who don't celebrate at football matches (Palmerston!). I was surrounded by folk yesterday who never so much as applauded, let alone get out their seats. Who the f**k goes to a game and doesn't celebrate when there is a goal scored? I don't know why I continue to sit where I do because it's surrounded by emotionless fuds. The only time they seem to show any is when we're holding onto a lead and they scream for the ball to be booted forward or moan that our players are keeping hold of it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 On 07/09/2018 at 10:57, ah-dee said: i hate having to use the door handles in public toilets. seems pointless washing and drying your hands only to then cover yourself with whatever bacteria are covering the handle And none of them seem to have push doors it's always pull. I try and grab the door handle at a less obvious place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: c***s that feel the need to post on Facebook that they're feeling fresh and down the gym on a Sunday, in fact anyone who needs to make people aware that they go to the gym. Arseholes. I assumed going to the gym was a lot like being at an airport and people need to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 I always use a paper towel to open the toilet door when exiting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qos91 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Folk who don't celebrate at football matches (Palmerston!). I was surrounded by folk yesterday who never so much as applauded, let alone get out their seats. Who the f**k goes to a game and doesn't celebrate when there is a goal scored? I don't know why I continue to sit where I do because it's surrounded by emotionless fuds. The only time they seem to show any is when we're holding onto a lead and they scream for the ball to be booted forward or moan that our players are keeping hold of it. Think I sit near you and in my defence, I couldnt celebrate 2 goals because I was eating a pie and had chips on my lap. Sorry if I offended you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Think I sit near you and in my defence, I couldnt celebrate 2 goals because I was eating a pie and had chips on my lap. Sorry if I offended you. I think that's a bit different. The same way older people maybe can't manage it. But there was a group near me who I never even saw applauding. I mean WT actual F [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qos91 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Yes I kinda hope they're not fans and just out to watch a game but suspect Im probably wrong. If the game was a scottish cup quarter final or a more meaningful , my pie and chips would have been flung all over the 4 rows in front of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Table staff that take complex orders entirely by memory (ie take no written notes). All that happens is that you're needlessly edgy about getting the wrong meal and that the staff come across as a shower of show-off c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Padlocks on bridges, particularly this one I saw earlier this evening. Unless it was placed by a certain Mr & Mrs Yale, somebody evidently has no idea how this c***ish fad works. Greenie if anyone gets the location. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Just now, Hedgecutter said: Padlocks on bridges, particularly this one I saw earlier this evening. Unless it was placed by a certain Mr & Mrs Yale, somebody evidently has no idea how this c***ish fad works. Greenie if anyone gets the location. Wanlockhead? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Wanlockhead? Very, very wrong, but have one anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Very, very wrong, but have one anyway. Ask Hedgecutter. That c**t knows everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Rogie Falls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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