Miguel Sanchez Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Mace Windu turning up to arrest Palpatine with the three shittest Jedi ever in tow How fucking hopeless do you have to be when an old man can kill three of you at once? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Mace Windu turning up to arrest Palpatine with the three shittest Jedi ever in tow How fucking hopeless do you have to be when an old man can kill three of you at once? Are they not Jedi masters as well? What really annoys me is that they pretty much just stand there whilst Palpatine kills them. Doing that stupid jump should have seen him land in multiple pieces, but the Jedi just watch him. The first two don't react at all, not even to dodge. In fact when Palapatine kills the first one he leaves his back totally open and undefended, yet the other Jedi just stands there doing nothing. Edited December 1, 2018 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Fucking shocking effort there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Anakin stops Windu from killing Palaptine as 'it's not the Jedi way' yet shortly afterwards was absolutely fine with murdering loads of toddlers because he had a couple of bad dreams. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 47 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Are they not Jedi masters as well? What really annoys me is that they pretty much just stand there whilst Palpatine kills them. Doing that stupid jump should have seen him land in multiple pieces, but the Jedi just watch him. The first two don't react at all, not even to dodge. In fact when Palapatine kills the first one he leaves his back totally open and undefended, yet the other Jedi just stands there doing nothing. It's one of the main rules of movie fighting. If there's more than one of you up against a single guy, you're only allowed to attack him one at a time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 On 30/11/2018 at 15:04, Shotgun said: A couple of days ago I did a Google search for information I needed for a work project. Found a site that appeared to have exactly what I wanted but this message popped up right away. I couldn't find the info on anywhere else so f**k it, I went through the steps to access the first site. Right from the start, I got a big ad for Volkswagen smack in the middle of the screen, stopping me from seeing the text of the page. No matter what I did, I couldn't close the b*****d thing. Hitting the wee 'X' on the top right did nothing. I scrolled down, the ad scrolled down, I scrolled up, the ad scrolled up. Tried closing the web site and opening it again, there was the ad. I spent 10 minutes fighting with the fucking thing before giving up. I never did get the information I wanted. Although curiously, I have the urge to run out and buy a Volkswagen now. Der Reichsminister fur Propaganda likes this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 (edited) These effing advert banners that have appeared of late at the bottom of the page on p & b there i’ve said it Edited December 2, 2018 by bishopburn boy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, bishopburn boy said: These effing advert banners that have appeared of late at the bottom of the page on p & b there i’ve said it Yeah, get them to f**k!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Gender reveal parties. Are people too impatient to wait until the child is born to find out what gender it is? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Gender reveal parties. Are people too impatient to wait until the child is born to find out what gender it is? Never heard of this. Does the ultrasound guy get an invite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: Never heard of this. Does the ultrasound guy get an invite? No idea. I’m assuming the expecting parents already know and invite all their friends and family round for a big fck off party, then they pop a balloon filled with confetti which will be blue if it’s a boy and pink for a girl, thus revealing the gender. See it quite often on social media. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Never heard of this. Does the ultrasound guy get an invite? No, he's too cool to go 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 The last time I was at a gender reveal party the guy in question ended up in the jail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said: No, he's too cool to go Did he not go with the fungi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: The last time I was at a gender reveal party the guy in question ended up in the jail. @sjc ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 This one went wrong quicklyhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/28/moment-gender-reveal-party-went-horribly-wrong-caused-wildfire/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 [mention=26673]sjc[/mention] ?no QLP.gender reveal parties are a great thing. helps single arseholes out from the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 2 hours ago, IainMorton said: Gender reveal parties. Are people too impatient to wait until the child is born to find out what gender it is? Apart form the parents, no c**t gives a f**k. 2 hours ago, IainMorton said: See it quite often on social media. And there is the issue. Soshul meedja attention seeking fuckwits. Get them in the sea. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: The last time I was at a gender reveal party the guy in question ended up in the jail. WTF is this all about?! 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: @sjc ? Not guilty your Honor! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Women. Bunch of shitebags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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