Raidernation Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Two hour wait at a scrapyard? Just bugger off ya auld p***k[emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Anytime I see a footballer tweet "we go again" generally accompanied by emoticons like this >>> [emoji123][emoji106][emoji122] it sends me into a rage...just me..? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I'm pretty sure I would've noticed.. http://www.extremelyfunny.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/maybelline.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Romeo said: Anytime I see a footballer tweet "we go again" generally accompanied by emoticons like this >>> it sends me into a rage...just me..? Every Celtic player yesterday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I got MWI at the weekend and I’ve ordered a new phone. The same phone I already have. Decent deal on the contract to be fair, just not sure why I ordered the same one... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 People being interviewed on radio and TV starting sentences with “So”. Professional commentators are the most guilty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Folk that get all upset if you say something like "fancy going for lunch, I'm starving", replying with "if you want to know what starving is then go to Ethiopia (blah blah blah blah blah)". It's a figure of speech you imbeciles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 The temperature in shops. It is December, so i'm wearing a coat, as is every other person. No need for the thermonuclear blast No wonder the high street is dying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 50 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Folk that get all upset if you say something like "fancy going for lunch, I'm starving", replying with "if you want to know what starving is then go to Ethiopia (blah blah blah blah blah)". It's a figure of speech you imbeciles. In a similar vein, when someone asks Jose Mourinho if he's feeling the pressure and he retorts with something like "there are people who struggle to put food on the table every day, that is pressure". Yes Jose, we realise that pressure can be of varying levels for different circumstances, but we're talking about the pressure on your football team to win a match, not the failure of governments around the world to help the needy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: The temperature in shops. It is December, so i'm wearing a coat, as is every other person. No need for the thermonuclear blast No wonder the high street is dying. In fairness, the staff aren't all wearing coats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 43 minutes ago, coprolite said: No wonder the high street is dying. I was in Stonehaven yesterday afternoon and the majority of shops were closed for Sunday (as opposed to closed down). If shop owners are taking half the weekend off (the only two days of the week that many/most people can manage) a week before Christmas then they have little right to whinge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Bully Wee Villa said: In fairness, the staff aren't all wearing coats. They could be if they turned the heating down. The staff in high street shops are a pain in the hoop as well. "can i help you there sir?" who needs help looking at stuff on shelves and carrying the chosen tat to a till? You don't get that shite in home bargains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, coprolite said: They could be if they turned the heating down. The staff in high street shops are a pain in the hoop as well. "can i help you there sir?" who needs help looking at stuff on shelves and carrying the chosen tat to a till? You don't get that shite in home bargains. Maybe they've fingered you as a potential shoplifter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Maybe they've fingered you as a potential shoplifter. Woof! Who knew shoplifting can be such fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: Maybe they've fingered you as a potential shoplifter. myself and the wife got tailed by security, very, very, deliberately, conspicuously, through Harvey Nicholls in Embra. It must have been obvious we couldn't afford anything in there. he never poked us though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I was in Stonehaven yesterday afternoon and the majority of shops were closed for Sunday (as opposed to closed down). If shop owners are taking half the weekend off (the only two days of the week that many/most people can manage) a week before Christmas then they have little right to whinge. These places also like to have a cheeky wee Tuesday or Wednesday off and shut at 3 pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Contestant on Tipping Point... Q. Which world leader survived more than 600 assassination attempts including an exploding cigar? Contestant - Bill Clinton F Castro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Folk that get all upset if you say something like "fancy going for lunch, I'm starving", replying with "if you want to know what starving is then go to Ethiopia (blah blah blah blah blah)". It's a figure of speech you imbeciles. Imagine calling people imbeciles. If you want to see imbeciles... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Deep-sea diving 'round the clock, bikini bottoms, lager topsI could get used to this. ’sat right mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 After having my new reading glasses on top of my head when not using them today at work, it feels like they are still there. Bloody annoying . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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