Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 It's been mentioned a few times already but I absolutely cannot stand hearing people making noiaes when eating. Whether it's slurping, breathing, making tiny tongue sounds or just eating with their mouths open making a horrendous, soul crushing sound. SHUT. THE. f**k. UP.I get worked up easily but don't choose to show it most of the time, but when this happens in my near vicinity I can't help that my whole body is oozing contempt and I want to stab the fucker with my fork. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 26 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: It's been mentioned a few times already but I absolutely cannot stand hearing people making noiaes when eating. Whether it's slurping, breathing, making tiny tongue sounds or just eating with their mouths open making a horrendous, soul crushing sound. SHUT. THE. f**k. UP. I get worked up easily but don't choose to show it most of the time, but when this happens in my near vicinity I can't help that my whole body is oozing contempt and I want to stab the fucker with my fork. I hate adverts for things like Magnums where the actress bites into the chocolate and it echoes as if her skull is completely empty (which may well be the case). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Waking up in the middle of the night with stomach pains and then spending half an hour sitting on the toilet. PS whatever happened to the shitting stories thread?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 It's 9.55am and I've just had my first "happy new year when it comes" text. Utter c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 It's 9.55am and I've just had my first "happy new year when it comes" text. Utter c***sAll the best when it comes tho m8 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 All the best when it comes tho m8f**k you.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 18 minutes ago, Romeo said: It's 9.55am and I've just had my first "happy new year when it comes" text. Utter c***s Can I snuggle here in your inbox & wait until midnight so I'll be there to wish you a HAPPY NEW YEAR? All the best for 2019! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Oooft Is that a real thing or are you a mentalist and thought of that yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Better wish Danger a HYN now just in case tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Romeo said: Oooft Is that a real thing it are you a mentalist and thought of that yourself? I know a lassie that's been texting that version to all her friends, in the afternoon of Hogmanay, since about 2012 (with the year changed appropriately, obvs). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Buskers with amplifiers. Glasgow was was full of them yesterday and I could hear the noise of two young lads doing their X-Factor type pop pish on Buchanan Street from the moment I left Central Station and just as you get out of ear-shot of one another takes over belting out some Snow Patrol/Coldplay guff. I've nothing against buskers, in fact they can often create a nice atmosphere in the city centre but this "you will hear me from streets away whether you like it or not" pretend pop star pish really gets me wound up. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 29 minutes ago, Walter said: Buskers with amplifiers. Glasgow was was full of them yesterday and I could hear the noise of two young lads doing their X-Factor type pop pish on Buchanan Street from the moment I left Central Station and just as you get out of ear-shot of one another takes over belting out some Snow Patrol/Coldplay guff. I've nothing against buskers, in fact they can often create a nice atmosphere in the city centre but this "you will here me from streets away whether you like it or not" pretend pop star pish really gets me wound up. Dundee has banned amps. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/sound-of-silence-police-say-no-complaints-were-made-so-why-did-dundee-city-council-ban-buskers-amplifiers/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 A good day thus far, tripped over cat and put a hole in bedroom wall, cracked my squash racket with a shit timed shot that saw me collide with wall, came out sports centre to a flat tyre. Fucksake.Get some c**t banhammered*. That always works for Keithgy. *Not me or i'll do more than your tyres 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: bathrooms 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 39 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Get some c**t banhammered*. That always works for Keithgy. *Not me or i'll do more than your tyres 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopLenBrennan Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Unless it's later in the evening when most kids are in bed: folk who park in parent and child spaces at supermarkets. Boils my fucking piss. There's a reason the spaces are wider apart ya lazy c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Unless it's later in the evening when most kids are in bed: folk who park in parent and child spaces at supermarkets. Boils my fucking piss. There's a reason the spaces are wider apart ya lazy c***s. Or people that think it's alright because they have a couple of 15 years olds in tow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Romeo said: Or people that think it's alright because they have a couple of 15 years olds in tow. We genuinely get people wanting to go on holiday with grown-up children, but only pay child prices for "their kids". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 It's been mentioned a few times already but I absolutely cannot stand hearing people making noiaes when eating. Whether it's slurping, breathing, making tiny tongue sounds or just eating with their mouths open making a horrendous, soul crushing sound. SHUT. THE. f**k. UP.I get worked up easily but don't choose to show it most of the time, but when this happens in my near vicinity I can't help that my whole body is oozing contempt and I want to stab the fucker with my fork. I'm exactly the same. One that makes my blood boil is people eating boiled sweets. It's the crunching that gets me. Or someone eating and apple, or any crunchy fruit for that matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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