ICTJohnboy Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Nobody says this. Unless you're heading for this place : http://www.thefirkin.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobles Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 MJC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 I'm sitting in the house myself watching the BDO World Championship Darts on a Saturday night. I just fell into it organically - it only occurred to me just there what I was actually doing. Where the f**k did it all go wrong? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'm sitting in the house myself watching the BDO World Championship Darts on a Saturday night. I just fell into it organically - it only occurred to me just there what I was actually doing. Where the f**k did it all go wrong? You can recover from this unless you're in fancy dress. f**k, you're dressed as Elvis aren't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Just now, Zen Archer said: You can recover from this unless you're in fancy dress. f**k, you're dressed as Elvis aren't you? Uh-huh. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 01:22, 10menwent2mow said: Pandas and the fact people think we have to save them. They are carnivores that have evolved to become too fucking lazy to hunt so just eat something that has absolutely no nutritional value to them. Absolutely failed species. f**k them Pandas- shat all over by cats in the evolutionary survival of the species stakes then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 There were two morbidly obese old bags in the supermarket this afternoon, one leaning on the trolley like it was a walking frame, blocking my way. I felt like looking into the trolley and saying "yup. thought so. no fucking salad in there then". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 I’m horny and no relief in sight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 I’m horny and no relief in sightHand relief? Just sayin', I'm not offering... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Nobody says this. She does ! Edited January 6, 2019 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'm sitting in the house myself watching the BDO World Championship Darts on a Saturday night. I just fell into it organically - it only occurred to me just there what I was actually doing. Where the f**k did it all go wrong? What do you mean? You've hit a sweet spot in life. Enjoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 When sports commentators apologise for any bad language that may have been picked up on your TV. It's competitive sport ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: When sports commentators apologise for any bad language that may have been picked up on your TV. It's competitive sport ffs Even if the commentator uttered said filth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 They must surely be apologising to the circa 3% of people who actually find it offensive. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 All this Bird Box shite that’s on social media just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 30 minutes ago, IainMorton said: All this Bird Box shite that’s on social media just now. Never seen it.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: I'd like to apologise to readers for any bad language you may have read in the last post It’s a fucking disgrace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, John Lambies Doos said: When sports commentators apologise for any bad language that may have been picked up on your TV. It's competitive sport ffs It's just to protect themselves from the broadcasting rules. Like saying "other brands are available" when someone mentions hoovering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 This pile of paranoid crap just turned up on Facebook... These are not my words, but I wish they were. I echo every single word: I'm a Liverpool fan. Apparently, that means I'm embarrassing. I'm scum. Part of the worst, most annoying fan base around. A fan of a disgusting, disgraceful club that's offended by everything and ashamed of nothing, whatever that might mean today. I'm unemployed and unemployable, because I'd just steal everything anyway. Like your hubcaps. Like your trainers. I'd sell them to buy drugs, I expect. The cash I make from them, when added to my dole money, would help pay for my flights to and from Norway. Did I mention I'm a murderer? Did loads of murders, me. I murder all the time. Never been any justice for my murders either. I don't have to tell you WHO I've murdered, because you all know their names. They're mentioned frequently among the empathy you've shown. Of course, being a Liverpool fan also means I've killed my own. Turned up drunk at a game and just started doing some killing. That idea's been widely dismissed, but I think you know better, to be honest. You're too smart to be fooled by facts and findings. Oh, and I'm a racist too. I defend racists and I'm a fan of probably the most racist club ever, because they wore some t-shirts that time. I mean, it was probably an ill-advised move by the club, but we couldn't wait to do it anyway because we're so racist. If Liverpool ever won the league (because we've never ever won it), I'd be intolerable. I'd never stop going on about it. It would be completely different to any other side winning it, where their fans go silent, applaud politely, and never mention it ever again. And it would be our FIRST league title, not the 19th like some idiots say, because real football only began in 1992. Football with Richard Keys. Oh, by the way, this rule only applies to Liverpool, not any other clubs who may have won trophies before Sky TV. Any league win would be made possible by the referees, who are all in the club's pocket. The referees and the biased media, who all want Liverpool to win. If there's one thing we've seen over the last 30 years, it's that the media definitely love Liverpool FC and its fans. Penalties. Get them all the time. Penalties for everything. Our players dive all over the place and get penalties. Three at Anfield in the past 16 months alone. Because the referees all favour us. It's why we win games, mate. I'm looking forward to some more fighting in Europe. Embarrassing club. Bring it all on ourselves, to be honest. Always the victims. Like Sean Cox. You can't tell me he didn't deserve to be put in a coma. Probably looked at someone funny. Probably said something racist. Hopefully, we do a bit better in Europe this season than last, when it was hilarious for everyone else that we only made another final. Fucking laughable, that. A real club would have won it. Won it for the second time because the others don't count now or something. Had we won it, it would've been just another reason for us to act like we're better than everyone else somehow, by singing songs about OUR players, OUR manager and OUR club, or by making banners. Actually making them ourselves! Like a bunch of c***s. Having an anthem that gets sung at the start and end of every single game. Haha, the fucking kip of it. An anthem that's secretly sang not for our players, but to show how much better we are than your club, because that's more important. Always act like we're different as well. "We're not English, we're Scouse" some sing. Does my head in, that. Why can't we all get behind the national side; banding together with you lot, side by side with those who say we killed our own? Beats me. I mean, it's not like there was a very real line drawn in the fucking sand 30 years ago, is it? It's not like the rest of the country actually went out of their fucking way to drag anyone's name through the mud. It's not like it's still going on, is it? Disgusting, abhorrent, racist club, supported by Norwegians who killed their own, who act like the country's against them somehow, even when there's only a whole fucking stack of evidence going back 30 fucking years to back up that claim. Not surprised no one wants us to win. We go go again Redmen! YNWA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 ^^^^ Type "Gobshites" into google maps and that about covers the above pile o pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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