BillyAnchor Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Attractive women in low cut tops who have a bad tattoo visible on their chest/neck whatever. Especially if it's some script sentence which is even worse than a design. Obviously I still wid, I haven't discovered standards or anything but it does get on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1. Overslept this morning. No big deal, it's Sunday but I have stuff to do and this means I'm running behind right from the start. 2. Took the dogs out for their morning constitutional and while doing so, was gripped by an urgent need to take care of business myself. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. 3. Back inside to discover I'd stepped in one of their well-camouflaged stealth turds. Managed to catch it before tracking it into the house but I was wearing deep-treaded hiking shoes so that will be a happy hour to clean those later. 4. Shoes off and into the library for a sit down and to download. For all the urgency, the turtle was a broad shouldered chap and getting things started required a tremendous amount of straining and a sensation, which I suspect, would be like the first night in a Turkish prison. Finally we got going and in short order, I lost about 3/4 of a stone. 5. Which then blocked the pan. I was hoping it was simply a 2-flusher but no. Well and truly clogged. So, I'd to track down the plunger and sort things out and while I was doing that... 6. One of the dogs barfed on the carpet in the living room. I haven't even had a coffee yet. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 went down with my missus to a race for life thing this morning.deafening music beforehand when people are meeting up and looking to get a bit of craic but music too loud for that.when no music local radio celebrity idiot hosting who is totally in love with her own voice.they even had music playing when they had their minutes reflection for people you know whove battled cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said: Attractive women in low cut tops who have a bad tattoo visible on their chest/neck whatever. Especially if it's some script sentence which is even worse than a design. Obviously I still wid, I haven't discovered standards or anything but it does get on my nerves. Which c**t invented that shite. "Only God can judge me" = "WARNING: I am a fucking psychopath" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Was out for a meal with family, ordered Mediterranean pasta from the menu and was served this utter monstrosity. I didn't think it was even possible to f**k up pasta to this extent. The shapes were penne (at some point in their existance anyway). I mean... fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 10 minutes ago, Rizzo said: Was out for a meal with family, ordered Mediterranean pasta from the menu and was served this utter monstrosity. I didn't think it was even possible to f**k up pasta to this extent. The shapes were penne (at some point in their existance anyway). I mean... fucking hell. Where did this happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 That goes way beyond this thread's remit. Crimes against food for this monstrosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Jesus, was it boiled all day? Reckon it had been cooked previously and re-heated as some of it was cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rizzo said: Reckon it had been cooked previously and re-heated as some of it was cold. Name and shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Name and shame. Falkirk golf club, not somewhere I'd ever go for a meal but was the choice of the birthday lad (his fish and chips looked alright tbf). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Rizzo said: Falkirk golf club, not somewhere I'd ever go for a meal but was the choice of the birthday lad (his fish and chips looked alright tbf). Ah, now it all makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 And when they said is everything okay sir ? Did you pussy out ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, superbigal said: And when they said is everything okay sir ? Did you pussy out ? 4 folk ordered it but no one paid for it in the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Rizzo said: Was out for a meal with family, ordered Mediterranean pasta from the menu and was served this utter monstrosity. I didn't think it was even possible to f**k up pasta to this extent. The shapes were penne (at some point in their existance anyway). I mean... fucking hell. Did Philpy invite you round? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Rizzo said: 4 folk ordered it but no one paid for it in the end. Oh you'll pay for it when it works its way through your system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Everyone within a 50-mile radius will pay for it when it works its way through your system. FIFY Though frankly I reckon I'm safe as I only took one or two bites, also I'm not convinced it will even make it to my rear end. Reckon it's more likely to get stuck somewhere and I'll have to have it surgically removed which should get me a few days off work so it's all good. Edited May 26, 2019 by Rizzo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Rizzo said: Falkirk golf club, not somewhere I'd ever go for a meal but was the choice of the birthday lad (his fish and chips looked alright tbf). Falkirk Golf Club. Something not right about these three words put together... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Rizzo said: Was out for a meal with family, ordered Mediterranean pasta from the menu and was served this utter monstrosity. I didn't think it was even possible to f**k up pasta to this extent. The shapes were penne (at some point in their existance anyway). I mean... fucking hell. Reminds me of eating live monkey brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Reminds me of eating live monkey brain. Single or supper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Got to be supper, no the same without chips and a bit of brown sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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