McB Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I wish you were my quack with prescriptions like that! Nope, it was a burd. If it was a bloke he'd have got a boot in the baws. I was not having a good day... My bro in law was working at A & E at rhe Royal Infirmary. This guy comes wandering in late at night complaining that his neighbours downstairs were firing laser beams at his balls...instead of turning him away or just sectioning him on the spot B.I.L. went and got one of those reflective silver blankets like they give to Jimmy Saville after he runs a marathon, and tells the poor random to fashion a pair of underpants out of the silver foil like stuff to deflect the laser beam...Punter happy with doctors bedside manner. Doctor happy to get rid of another random halfwit. Genius! This bloke should be made health minister, pronto! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Bloody colds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Bloody colds! I concur. Though I am wrecked and my cold seems to have temporarily gone away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ali_le_point Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Morton fans bubbling about last year's play-offs. Off topic. Sorry! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Dropping hubby off at bus for football when I can't go as I'm working tonight... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 My husband is sitting watching his transformers DVD He's 28 FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Dropping hubby off at bus for football when I can't go as I'm working tonight... Should this not be in the RTBC thread.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 My husband is sitting watching his transformers DVD He's 28 FFS! With blasphemy like that, he should give you a slap. I hope he takes you to watch the live action film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 With blasphemy like that, he should give you a slap. I hope he takes you to watch the live action film. I Whole-heartedly concur! Unless its Armada..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Ironing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Ironing I know. I have a stack of it to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Women and their incessant whining. Tarts the lot of you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kerthorse Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I Whole-heartedly concur!Unless its Armada..... Correct. Armada is dog dung! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaz Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Doing things when I'm drunk without thinking of the consequences. Two of our mates passed out at the party we went back to last night and the rest of us, led by me, decided to use the girls nail varnish to paint their nails and write 'gay' on their head etc. They are now absolutely raging because they are having difficulty in getting it off, and it also went on their clothes. Me and my other mate are now facing a hefty bill for new clothes unless we can figure out a way to get it off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaz Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I've been told that this will take the colour out the clothes so im basically fucked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Stain devils 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I've been told that this will take the colour out the clothes so im basically fucked Put some blusher on their foreheads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Doing things when I'm drunk without thinking of the consequences. Two of our mates passed out at the party we went back to last night and the rest of us, led by me, decided to use the girls nail varnish to paint their nails and write 'gay' on their head etc. They are now absolutely raging because they are having difficulty in getting it off, and it also went on their clothes. Me and my other mate are now facing a hefty bill for new clothes unless we can figure out a way to get it off From Barty Phiilips STAIN REMOVAL: Treat with acetone (not on acetate or tricetate fabrics) or amyl acetate. Don't use oily nail varish remover. Flush out with white spirit. Also -points for lack of originality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Having to stay up and wait for new cooker to be delivered after working nightshift last night. On again tonight and no sign yet .......anytime between 8am and 6pm!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Having to stay up and wait for new cooker to be delivered after working nightshift last night. On again tonight and no sign yet .......anytime between 8am and 6pm!! Not a valid complaint - you weren't supposed to be working tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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