Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 The pace at which Frank Skinner and his co hosts talk on their Absolute Radio show on a Saturday morning. I don’t mind Skinner normally and he’s joined by Emily Dean (me neither) and “Glaswegian” “comedian” Alun Cochrane (whose first name spelling suggests he’s slower than a tortoise at the best of time). I swear to f**k it takes them half an hour to get a sentence out. There’s ...a...stupid...fucking...annoying..pause...between...every...word...they...say..and...some..words...are...eeeeven...eloooooooongaaaaaated...to...make...the...eh...sentence...even...eh...longer. Spit it out and get the music on you twats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 The pace at which Frank Skinner and his co hosts talk on their Absolute Radio show on a Saturday morning. I don’t mind Skinner normally and he’s joined by Emily Dean (me neither) and “Glaswegian” “comedian” Alun Cochrane (whose first name spelling suggests he’s slower than a tortoise at the best of time). I swear to f**k it takes them half an hour to get a sentence out. There’s ...a...stupid...fucking...annoying..pause...between...every...word...they...say..and...some..words...are...eeeeven...eloooooooongaaaaaated...to...make...the...eh...sentence...even...eh...longer. Spit it out and get the music on you twats.Emily Dean comes across as having a very high opinion of herself any time I've listened to it.It's the only show on Absolut Radio that I'll turn over when I hear it is on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The pace at which Frank Skinner and his co hosts talk on their Absolute Radio show on a Saturday morning. I don’t mind Skinner normally and he’s joined by Emily Dean (me neither) Edited June 20, 2020 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 She does a podcast about dogging (not really - it’s just her going for a dog walk and a chat). Quality depends on the guest but it has some decent episodes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 33 minutes ago, GordonD said: Obviously wid as long...as...she..kept...quiiiieeeeeett. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She does a podcast about dogging (not really - it’s just her going for a dog walk and a chat). Quality depends on the guest but it has some decent episodes. Is.......it...........on.......for.......about......4......hours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 That's a bloke in drag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 41 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: That's a bloke in drag. As long as he has soft hands I wouldn't even be fussed at this stage tbh. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: As long as he has soft hands I wouldn't even be fussed at this stage tbh. Eyes on the prize Bert. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 The apparent ever increasing amount of folk who don't know how to utilise a door handle and just resort to slamming doors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Headlines on videos/articles with interviews of (mainly) actors that say something like “Daniel Radcliffe on how Harry Potter changed his life”. Always stars of major tv programmes or films, obviously starring in a fucking hit tv show is going to change someone’s life, pick a better headline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Tins of custard that don't have a ring pull. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Tins of custard that don't have a ring pull.Did you check the bottom? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Did you check the bottom?Why would you want to pour custard out the bottom of the tin? Animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 41 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Did you check the bottom? Why would you want to pour custard out the bottom of the tin? Animal. It's the only way he can reach it #amarite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Been roped into driving my other half’s brothers girlfriend to the vet tomorrow so her dog can get an operation. I have to drive into town to pick her up and then get them to the vet in East Lothian for 9 am then wait til the operation is over and then take her and her dog back into town again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 21 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: The apparent ever increasing amount of folk who don't know how to utilise a door handle and just resort to slamming doors. The same applies to folk who have to slam windows closed instead of just gently closing them. The folk who live below me are terrible for this.... and slamming doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 21 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: The apparent ever increasing amount of folk who don't know how to utilise a door handle and just resort to slamming doors. This exactly. The wife is really bad for doing it. In fact when it happened the other day I got up and opened the door again and asked her to use the handle to shut it properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, philpy said: This exactly. The wife is really bad for doing it. In fact when it happened the other day I got up and opened the door again and asked her to use the handle to shut it properly. RIP Philpy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 16 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Tins of custard that don't have a ring pull. Did you check the bottom? What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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