coprolite Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Fūck off. There is nothing worse, and I include aids and paedophilia in this, than people taking a "wee bit of yours". Order the food you want and it yourself. You can't have some of my chips, rice, naan or any other side I have ordered. I did so because I'm hungry, not to give it away. I'm really really surprised that you're not the caring sharing type. Unexpected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: I'm really really surprised that you're not the caring sharing type. Unexpected. I'm the most generous person on earth! I would buy the food for all, but I don't want them picking at mine. I'm also very reasonable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 I've just watched a video of people writing dumb shit in tweets. Which leads me to this: People that think "Ovary act" or "80HD" is the correct term, and not "over react" or "ADHD" amongst similar kind of things (eg "Lack toast and tolerant") How? How do people get through life thinking any of those makes any sense? What do they think they mean?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 If anyone tried to 'share' from my plate they'd pull back an empty fucking sleeve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 I've just watched a video of people writing dumb shit in tweets. Which leads me to this: People that think "Ovary act" or "80HD" is the correct term, and not "over react" or "ADHD" amongst similar kind of things (eg "Lack toast and tolerant") How? How do people get through life thinking any of those makes any sense? What do they think they mean?!I used to think 'respite' was 'rest bite'. Not a day goes by where I don't feel deep shame for this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Surely the only acceptable way when you have people over and takeaway is getting ordered is that everything gets set out and everyone helps themselves? Having a whole takeaway plus sides to yourself is utter slob behaviour that should be solely reserved for nights when the Mrs is out and you can sit and eat it in front of the TV in peace with a case of your favourite beer to wash it down. Sent from my STF-L09 using Pie and Bovril mobile app 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 22 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: I've just watched a video of people writing dumb shit in tweets. Which leads me to this: People that think "Ovary act" or "80HD" is the correct term, and not "over react" or "ADHD" amongst similar kind of things (eg "Lack toast and tolerant") How? How do people get through life thinking any of those makes any sense? What do they think they mean?! I used to think 'respite' was 'rest bite'. Not a day goes by where I don't feel deep shame for this. That at least could make logical sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 23 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: Surely the only acceptable way when you have people over and takeaway is getting ordered is that everything gets set out and everyone helps themselves? Having a whole takeaway plus sides to yourself is utter slob behaviour that should be solely reserved for nights when the Mrs is out and you can sit and eat it in front of the TV in peace with a case of your favourite beer to wash it down. Sent from my STF-L09 using Pie and Bovril mobile app Why? I don't want the shite they ordered. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 So don't put any of it on your plate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Just now, JamesP_81 said: So don't put any of it on your plate. Are you suggesting I give my dinner away to mugs who just like "a wee bit of everything"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 So don't put any of it on your plate. Please walk into the sea with heavy chains attached to your genitals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Throbber’s earlier response (below) sums it all up. It’s about time he grew up. Just because he manages to stay off the Bud long enough to get his little winkle into the unfortunate throbbette once every couple of years shouldn’t fool people into thinking he’s a man. Throbette can see he is a man child and he lacks the manners to help his future mother in law to plate up the takeaway. P&B needs to chip in and send throbs to a finishing school for wayward bumpkins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 57 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm the most generous person on earth! I would buy the food for all, but I don't want them picking at mine. I'm also very reasonable. I always end up paying, just see it as less inheritance for them. I’d take a bullet for them, the clothes off my back even. Food though, throws up different rules 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 47 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I used to think 'respite' was 'rest bite'. Not a day goes by where I don't feel deep shame for this. Not sure why you're being so hard on yourself. That confession's a bit of a damp squid TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Throbber’s earlier response (below) sums it all up. It’s about time he grew up. Just because he manages to stay off the Bud long enough to get his little winkle into the unfortunate throbbette once every couple of years shouldn’t fool people into thinking he’s a man. Throbette can see he is a man child and he lacks the manners to help his future mother in law to plate up the takeaway. P&B needs to chip in and send throbs to a finishing school for wayward bumpkins. That's rich coming from you, prancing about like you're 19 from the neck down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Novercal said: Flat tires specially when I wake up with a flat tire, it really gets on my nerves. You see m8, what you need is snow tyers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's rich coming from you, prancing about like you're 19 from the neck down. I’m pretty well behaved around the mother in law these days. At her 70th I ended up pinned to the ground with croquet goals and got smashed in the face with the mallet (the ball was teed up on my mouth). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 I’m pretty well behaved around the mother in law these days. At her 70th I ended up pinned to the ground with croquet goals and got smashed in the face with the mallet (the ball was teed up on my mouth). Nope. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’m pretty well behaved around the mother in law these days. At her 70th I ended up pinned to the ground with croquet goals and got smashed in the face with the mallet (the ball was teed up on my mouth). I was referring more to your penchant for dressing as a much younger man. Edited July 21, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 What is all this madness? Surely if it was going to be a buffet style shared platter you'd all agree on that beforehand, otherwise, what everyone orders is their own. If I've got a massive portion (hi Kenneth) I'll offer some but if anyone asked for a bit they'd be getting the evil eye. I wouldn't dream of asking someone for some of their dinner. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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