buchan30 Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 What's it like? Are the pubs open yet? Can I get my hair cut? Are Hearts still a joke?No, No and you will be glad to hear - yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Showers where the water doesn't drain properly, leaving you to shower with your feet constantly in a pool of water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 18 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Showers where the water doesn't drain properly, leaving you to shower with your feet constantly in a pool of water. Drain is blocked. Get the plunger on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 10 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Drain is blocked. Get the plunger on it. Or - if you're lazy - pour two litre of coke down it and leave it an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Or the tray hasn't been installed to run in the correct way, in which case your cola would be wasted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 14 minutes ago, throbber said: You need to get sink unblocker which you pour down and leave for 5-10 minutes and then rinse with some boiling water. Easily the most enjoyable household task. Unless the boiling water causes the chemical to bubble out of the drain and give you chemical burns, as happened to my old tradesman when we were in a flat in the city centre. Albeit that was One Shot plumber's acid as opposed to household Mr Muscle, but still. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 29 minutes ago, throbber said: You need to get sink unblocker which you pour down and leave for 5-10 minutes and then rinse with some boiling water. Easily the most enjoyable household task. Did that on the bathroom sink the other day (Mr Muscle). Tremendously satisfying. Bath next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Did that on the bathroom sink the other day (Mr Muscle). Tremendously satisfying. Bath next.It dissolves fag ends then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Did that on the bathroom sink the other day (Mr Muscle). Tremendously satisfying. Bath next. It dissolves fag ends then? I'll let you know when I do the bath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 20 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Unless the boiling water causes the chemical to bubble out of the drain and give you chemical burns, as happened to my old tradesman when we were in a flat in the city centre. Albeit that was One Shot plumber's acid as opposed to household Mr Muscle, but still. That stuff is fucking incredible. It's like in Aliens when someone shoots one of them. I also discovered, to my cost, that it kills your septic tank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 That stuff is fucking incredible. It's like in Aliens when someone shoots one of them. I also discovered, to my cost, that it kills your septic tank.Didnt bother to read all the warnings about using it on septic tanks then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 On 28/03/2021 at 16:01, Hampden Diehard said: Top football story on the BBC website yesterday wasn't QP's win at Brechin (I am joshing, kids, so don't write in) but a women's game in England. I'm all for the development of the women's game and for women to take up sport, but it's not the top football story now or for a long, long time. It is, though, typical of the way the BBC is going with women interviewing women being the line up on each and every current affairs programme on TV and radio. Yes, I am an old guy. And getting older. Remember the season where the Beeb made the sudden, jarring decision to cover women's football and not stipulate in the headlines which arm of the sport they were referring to? Very confusing few weeks of seeing titles like 'SCOTLAND ON VERGE OF WORLD CUP GLORY' and briefly thinking the Mandela Effect could be real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 18 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: That stuff is fucking incredible. It's like in Aliens when someone shoots one of them. I also discovered, to my cost, that it kills your septic tank. FYI don't use it on systems with a septic tank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 21 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: That stuff is fucking incredible. It's like in Aliens when someone shoots one of them. I also discovered, to my cost, that it kills your septic tank. Didn’t realise your butler was American. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Didn’t realise your butler was American. He doesn't just melt them in acid, he hunts them first. Rampaging through the countryside on horseback, firing his blunderbus at his lackeys and then dissolving the slowest runners. All good sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 36 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 43 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: That stuff is fucking incredible. It's like in Aliens when someone shoots one of them. I also discovered, to my cost, that it kills your septic tank. Didnt bother to read all the warnings about using it on septic tanks then? I did not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 26 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: FYI don't use it on systems with a septic tank. Where the f**k were you when I was happily pouring it down the drain? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 18 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Where the f**k were you when I was happily pouring it down the drain? Sitting at home, not being a complete pillock. Unlike your good self. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Sitting at home, not being a complete pillock. Unlike your good self. Fair comment. You have all reminded me that I need to go out and tea bag my tank with this stuff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 It's nice with ice and a lemon wedge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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