Derry Alli Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Up at 4am to go to fucking Elgin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: Up at 4am to go to fucking Elgin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 19 hours ago, johnnydun said: Did you never tie your laces as a yoof? I didn't and now my toes are knuckled and I can't move them individually, as I needed to use my toes to grip onto my trainers to stop them falling off, stupid really. They cramp up occasionally. The problem is, his trainers came from the Far East and the box said TAIWAN. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Very disappointed in Germany tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Maya Jama. I think “averagey looking cocktease” would be the P&B terminology? I also find her a really fucking annoying, wooden, dullard and wish she wasn’t on the telly at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Maya Jama. I think “averagey looking cocktease” would be the P&B terminology? [emoji848] I also find her a really fucking annoying, wooden, dullard and wish she wasn’t on the telly at all.Her big bangers, whilst impressive in their own right, do not serve to save her from being an annoying simpleton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 5 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Maya Jama. @Stormzy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Car has broken down on the way to work. Thankfully the AA can fix it roadside, but still a massive pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 CityFibre c***s still here. Now right outside the house. The silly b*****ds have dropped a bags worth of sand on my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: CityFibre c***s still here. Now right outside the house. The silly b*****ds have dropped a bags worth of sand on my car. They're absolutely butchering Milton of Leys in Inverness right now. 3 fucking sets of lights all over the housing estate. Feels like they've been digging up Inverness for 2 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, TheScarf said: They're absolutely butchering Milton of Leys in Inverness right now. 3 fucking sets of lights all over the housing estate. Feels like they've been digging up Inverness for 2 years. Think I’ll need to start practicing my compo face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think I’ll need to start practicing my compo face. I'm good, I've always had one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: CityFibre c***s still here. Now right outside the house. The silly b*****ds have dropped a bags worth of sand on my car. That sand was already on the car from your time in the Algarve IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: CityFibre c***s still here. Now right outside the house. The silly b*****ds have dropped a bags worth of sand on my car. If your taste in cars is the same as your taste in breeks it's probably improved it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 @pogov24692 is doing my tits in this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, Rugster said: If your taste in cars is the same as your taste in breeks it's probably improved it. I have a black Hyundai. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 8 hours ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: Her big bangers, whilst impressive in their own right, do not serve to save her from being an annoying simpleton. They’re just moderate bangers forced up and out to distract from her wooden personality, shite bantz and annoying voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think I’ll need to start practicing my compo face. Have you already got the hat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: CityFibre c***s still here. Now right outside the house. The silly b*****ds have dropped a bags worth of sand on my car. Probably just the stuff they split whilst emptying a bag into the fuel tank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, GordonD said: Have you already got the hat? Yes. And a pair of Nora’s wrinkly tights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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