Moomintroll Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 21 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: It was an Occupational Health person who said it to me. I doubted everything she said after she uttered such nonsense. How could I trust a person who says such ridiculous things?! She probably wasn't even from Occupational Health! Did she not say she was from pational health? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: What does Occupational Health actually mean? Assesses if folk are fit to work/assists with potential injuries. 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: His brain, it stotts about in his skull like a pea in a whistle. Pea in a whistle? A boomer reference. 6 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Did she not say she was from pational health? Hmmm, perhaps she did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Assesses if folk are fit to work/assists with potential injuries. A bit like Occupational Therapy. Once they got me out of bed and saw I could get off the chair unassisted and walk from the chair to the foot of the bed and back again, they more or less left me to my own devices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Medical professionals all do it. It sets them apart, using technical names. She does it all the time. Who does it all the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 I quite like the Scottish Football Away Days Facebook page. Like seeing photos of different away crowds at different grounds. The PTTGOYN is the number of gimps who post the laughing emoji. Crowd wanking basically. So tedious. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 The period of time either side of the post and preseason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 This is supposed to be roast chicken and gravy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 28 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: This is supposed to be roast chicken and gravy Doesn't look that appetising. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 29 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: This is supposed to be roast chicken and gravy Are you sure they've not accidentally served up one of those dishes surgeons use to deposit removed organs and tumours? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 36 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: This is supposed to be roast chicken and gravy It isn't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 This is supposed to be roast chicken and gravyThe wee bit on the right actually looks alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 48 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: This is supposed to be roast chicken and gravy What’s the brown thing that looks like a ball of square sausage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What’s the brown thing that looks like a ball of square sausage? I was not brave enough to find out,I am due to be discharged on Monday and don't want to risk it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 Get it eaten ya picky hoor 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 36 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What’s the brown thing that looks like a ball of square sausage? Looks like it might be stuffing. Or a big wart removed from Keith’s arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 People who call ibuprofen 'brufen'.Every nurse calls it that. Take it you weren't outside banging pots and pans then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 Pub quiz team name last night was Boris' Child Count so that the updates would be announced as "BCC: 40", "40 for BCC", or some variation of that. Lazy quizmaster didn't give scores with the updates and just scoffed at the name. Won't be back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: People who call ibuprofen 'brufen'. Every nurse calls it that. Take it you weren't outside banging pots and pans then. You'll be shocked to hear I was not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 You'll be shocked to hear I was not.Ibooferen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You'll be shocked to hear I was not. Ibooferen FIGHT ME! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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