scottsdad Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 44 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Star Trek? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 6 hours ago, RH33 said: If I'm out with mutt and someone approaching running/cycling I call Shug in until person passes. Basic manners. Same with small kids.......passing with dog or running free 1 hour ago, KD1711 said: I rarely let my dog off lead as I'm not 100% with his recall, only when the path is dead with just us two on it. Whenever I see a runner or cyclist I am well out of their way. You both sound far more responsible than those I have to deal with on a daily basis Lockdown was the worst, full families of 8+ people taking up the full path then looking at like you’ve got 2 heads when you’re trying to squeeze past. Not like they’d seen me approaching from 50 metres away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD1711 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: You both sound far more responsible than those I have to deal with on a daily basis Lockdown was the worst, full families of 8+ people taking up the full path then looking at like you’ve got 2 heads when you’re trying to squeeze past. Not like they’d seen me approaching from 50 metres away I do a lot of running and stay next to the Derwent Walk in Gateshead which is where I do a lot of my running and while I like dogs it is annoying when stuff like that happens, whenever I'm out with my mate running and they run at him he goes mad at the owners as he hates big dogs. Had once incident when I was training my dog off lead and two runners ran by with a dog and he ended up running after them, he didn't go for the dog or jump at the runners but didn't want to run the risk of that ever happening again as it's embarrassing and folk will rightly be pissed off, I've got a german shepherd which is a big dog too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Aberdeen. Furthermore, their cafes, burger vans etc all selling food on some of the worst 'rolls' ever known to man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentGuerin Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 (edited) On 04/02/2023 at 11:19, Dons_1988 said: Family occasion this weekend and my sister has friends visiting from London. less than 24 hours in and already had several ‘haha irn bru, haha shortbread, haha tartan’ on many occasions. Who teaches them this patter and why do they think it’s funny? Been living in England for years and years and you get this chat all the time. I don't mind a good slagging, but come on to f**k. The missus' cretinous step-brother says 'Oooh, lock up your shortbread! HAHAHAHAHAHA!' pretty much every time we visit him. All the more puzzling when you consider that the English equivalent to pretty much any Scottish thing they like to slag off is much more of a fucking beamer. For example, next time an English person does their daft impression of ceilidh dancing, ask the c**t how his Morris dancing is. Edited February 8, 2023 by VincentGuerin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 34 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Aberdeen. Furthermore, their cafes, burger vans etc all selling food on some of the worst 'rolls' ever known to man. Softies min. At least get it right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Just now, johnnydun said: Softies min. At least get it right. Was at the 235 in Altes today. Some cafe down Portlethen on Monday. I can't even describe what they are apart from "shite". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Was at the 235 in Altes today. Some cafe down Portlethen on Monday. I can't even describe what they are apart from "shite". Portlethen is known as a Weedgie outpost, all the West Coasters that moved up during the Oil boom in the 70's, settled in Portlethen. It's their fault for your shite softie. Always blame the Weedgies. Try and find a JG Ross or a Thains. Sadly (or not so sadly in Aitkins case, massive nonce) Aitkins or Chalmers don't seem to be on the go anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 2 hours ago, VincentGuerin said: Been living in England for years and years and you get this chat all the time. I don't mind a good slagging, but come on to f**k. The missus' cretinous step-brother says 'Oooh, lock up your shortbread! HAHAHAHAHAHA!' pretty much every time we visit him. All the more puzzling when you consider that the English equivalent to pretty much any Scottish thing they like to slag off is much more of a fucking beamer. For example, next time an English person does their daft impression of ceilidh dancing, ask the c**t how his Morris dancing is. It's the tight Scotsman stereotype* that gets my goat. Usually from some brexity c**t nursing a half pint of mild, who would run a mile at the prospect of buying a round of drinks. *I blame Harry Fucking Lauder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: It's the tight Scotsman stereotype* that gets my goat. Usually from some brexity c**t nursing a half pint of mild, who would run a mile at the prospect of buying a round of drinks. *I blame Harry Fucking Lauder Having lived in 'Ull for a few years back in the 80's as a student and then working in Leeds for a while, I can state with some authority that there's nowt more grippy than a feckin' Yorkshireman. They make Aberdonians look like Viv Nicholson. (You'll have to look her up, kidz.....) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 41 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Having lived in 'Ull for a few years back in the 80's as a student and then working in Leeds for a while, I can state with some authority that there's nowt more grippy than a feckin' Yorkshireman. They make Aberdonians look like Viv Nicholson. (You'll have to look her up, kidz.....) I resemble that remark…it is certainly true for a goodly number of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 53 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Having lived in 'Ull for a few years back in the 80's as a student and then working in Leeds for a while, I can state with some authority that there's nowt more grippy than a feckin' Yorkshireman. They make Aberdonians look like Viv Nicholson. (You'll have to look her up, kidz.....) I remember seeing the musical about her in Edinburgh years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) 23 hours ago, TxRover said: Too bad you don’t live here… https://www.thehomesecuritysuperstore.com/collections/dog-repelling-stun-guns "Chose you're free gift" - Spiked knuckle dusters or a house key knife for f**k sake man. Both would get you fucked over here, mental. Edited February 9, 2023 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 All this chat the 'English' having sly digs about our 'Scottishness' Best formula I've found is to be waiting the next morning at the kitchen table if they are staying overnight or go and stand ion their doorstep with crate of tartan special and a bag of jellies. Ask them. If their up for it? Shitbags the lot!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 13 hours ago, johnnydun said: (or not so sadly in Aitkins case, massive nonce). Probably a weegie as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Probably a weegie as well. I like your thinking, however I'm classed as a weegie from the teuchers and teucher from the weegies. Let's settle this now, what the f**k am I. 1974 - Born in Bellshill 1974-1979 Moddiesburn 1979 -1979 Fife 1979 - 1984 Australia 1984 -1984 Coatbridge 1984 - 1988 - East of Kincardine 1989 - 1990 Cumbernauld 1990 - 1993 Fife 1993 - 1995 Birmingham (or close enough) 1995-1996 - Anstruther 1997 - 2001 - Glenrothes 2001 - 2003 Where anyone has a bed 2004 - travelled...... 2008 - Thailand Edited February 9, 2023 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I'd love to be classed as something, rather than 'that c**t' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Anyway my starter for today is.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: I like your thinking, however I'm classed as a weegie from the teuchers and teucher from the weegies. Let's settle this now, what the f**k am I. 1974 - Born in Bellshill 1974-1979 Moddiesburn 1979 -1979 Fife 1979 - 1984 Australia 1984 -1984 Coatbridge 1984 - 1988 - East of Kincardine 1989 - 1990 Cumbernauld 1990 - 1993 Fife 1993 - 1995 Birmingham (or close enough) 1995-1996 - Anstruther 1997 - 2001 - Glenrothes 2001 - 2003 Where anyone has a bed 2004 - travelled...... 2008 - Thailand ^^^weegie found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: 1974 - Born in Bellshill Weegie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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