jimbaxters Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, itzdrk said: I got big time sunburned at the start of the season. North Terrace suntrap will be missed. Didn't know miniatures of Buckfast were even a thing (unless it's a massive jacket). Who buys that? Edited April 26, 2023 by jimbaxters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 As an extension to my social farting issue problem posted about previously, we had friends staying over the long weekend there. As we were eating more than usual, the stomach suffered a bit of a battering and therefore needed the exhaust to clear itself every now and again. Another situation where it's socially unacceptable to fart freely with people in the house. At it's worst point, a soiling incident nearly occurred. Glad to be back to normal trumping service! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 19 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Didn't know miniatures of Buckfast were even a thing (unless it's a massive jacket). Who buys that? I take them to the fitba all the time after getting my hawf taken off my a couple times. It's now enough of a tradition I take them for 'luck'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 34 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Didn't know miniatures of Buckfast were even a thing (unless it's a massive jacket). Who buys that? Popular favours at neddy weddings (or posh ones where the bride likes to be “insert word for ironic celebration of poor stuff”). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: I had to defrost my car yesterday In a similar vein, I'd normally have turned my heating off for the summer by now but we're not quite there yet! I've not had my heating on for about two months. Are you a lizard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Didn't know miniatures of Buckfast were even a thing (unless it's a massive jacket). Who buys that? You can't expect a toddler to drink a full-size bottle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've not had my heating on for about two months. Are you a lizard? Just mean I haven't turned the Hive off yet. It still kicks in for a wee bit to take the edge off now and then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 4 hours ago, itzdrk said: I take them to the fitba all the time after getting my hawf taken off my a couple times. It's now enough of a tradition I take them for 'luck'. The alcohol content must be negligible. What's the point? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 17 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: The alcohol content must be negligible. What's the point? Couple bottles is cheap, like how it tastes and it's something to sip on. Could probably fit something better if I didn't have my powerbank but it's at tradition stage now anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 55 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: The alcohol content must be negligible. What's the point? Joe showing up to the match 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Joe showing up to the match One of the benefits of lockdown was being actively encouraged to rock up with your own picnic. I'm not saying I ever arrived with a cargo of beer, but a wee homemade breezer was sometimes enjoyed. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 13 hours ago, The Moonster said: Don't throw away your (winter) clothes. It’s a pretty depressing thought to not do it til end of may anyway. I don’t want to wear a jacket outside at work April - end September and don’t want to put heating on in the house during those months either but it’s not happening this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, throbber said: It’s a pretty depressing thought to not do it til end of may anyway. I don’t want to wear a jacket outside at work April - end September and don’t want to put heating on in the house during those months either but it’s not happening this year. You want depressing, check your smart thermostat on Christmas Day and see 4 hours of heat and 30 minutes of air conditioning. I love the heat/cool setting and range options because the weather here is just plain nuts. Watching the indoor readout of the thermometer and seeing the temperature drop 25 degrees in 20 minutes is sobering, you just know there’s a big ass storm coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 There's usually a big ass storm round here at Christmas too The sprouts are the cause 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Yesterday, by my house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: Yesterday, by my house. Winter is coming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 People that say "Chu-POL-tay" rather than "chee-POWT-lay" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Tesco claiming that they are matching Aldi in terms of price on certain select items. They are basically shouting that every other fucking item (99.9%) in the store will cost you more. Surely counterproductive? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Tesco claiming that they are matching Aldi in terms of price on certain select items. They are basically shouting that every other fucking item (99.9%) in the store will cost you more. Surely counterproductive? Tesco just can't match the prices on Aldi's stuff like dinghies and reciprocating saws. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Tesco just can't match the prices on Aldi's stuff like dinghies and reciprocating saws. Archery set was the best one. Can just imagine a bunch of wee neds at Cartsdyke after a St Mirren derby... "Nock, Draw, Loose!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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