mathematics Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 A wee beastie has decided to feast on my legs yesterday. Itchy as f**k today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Bully Wee Villa said: The order that the English Football League's divisions finish. It should be Championship, then League One, then League Two. Or League Two, then League One, then Championship. It definitely should NOT be League One, then League Two, then Championship. The twats. Championship/League One/League Two is bobbins as well. "Here's the big conclusion to the main event, now please stick around for the guys who weren't as good". Naturally, that's what we did. 6 hours ago, 101 said: Sadly so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Don't disagree, but I think in international years they've had it that way round on the basis that the teams from higher divisions are more likely to have international players need releasing so makes sense to get them finished first. There is no viable excuse for L1/L2/Championship, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Home after travelling around Japan. Back to cold toilet seats and wiping my arse again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 8 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: The order that the English Football League's divisions finish. It should be Championship, then League One, then League Two. Or League Two, then League One, then Championship. It definitely should NOT be League One, then League Two, then Championship. The twats. "Aye is that the Fixtures Computer? Aye, see next season I want to re-arrange the end of season games... " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 On 07/05/2023 at 15:05, Soapy FFC said: A lot of the time turning on airplane mode when playing the game can stop the ads as the game can't communicate with the ad server. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 “Partickhill” It doesn’t exist, it’s just fucking Partick, stop adding hill to drive up the price of your flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 John and Greg trying to create suspense on who they’re going to punt on masterchef when it’s clear as day who can’t cook for shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 First Bus pricing. They don't give change, so instead of £3 the price is £3.05. Who the f**k has a 5p on them? Had to put in £4. I honestly don't know how it's legal to demand exact fare and refuse to give change. And aye, I ken I could use my card, but the contactless doesn't work. Sitting here absolutely fizzing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, velo army said: First Bus pricing. They don't give change, so instead of £3 the price is £3.05. Who the f**k has a 5p on them? Had to put in £4. I honestly don't know how it's legal to demand exact fare and refuse to give change. And aye, I ken I could use my card, but the contactless doesn't work. Sitting here absolutely fizzing. I’ve been using it a lot recently with contactless and didn’t realise it didn’t charge you at the time, seemed to be at least 2 weeks after that the money actually came out my account so I was sitting thinking I had 20/30 quid more in my bank than I actually did because it decided to wait and charge 2 weeks of journeys all at once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Switched broadband supplier a couple of months ago. Was mid month so the old account was in credit. They've sent me a fucking cheque. The f**k am I supposed to do with this apart from jump in the DeLorean and go back to the 90s to find a bank? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: The f**k am I supposed to do with this apart from jump in the DeLorean and go back to the 90s to find a bank? Simply scan it with the 'app' FFS do we need to hold your hand??? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 "Smart" airport technology like passport and boarding card scanners. They don't work approximately 50% of the time, leading to even more unnecessary waiting. The worst of the lot are the fingerprint scanners in the US, invariably overseen by several seething employees shouting at everyone that they're not doing it right, before eventually accepting what they already know better than anyone, that the gear is completely unfit for purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Simply scan it with the 'app' FFS do we need to hold your hand??? Yeah my bank definitely doesn't offer that service. If you could post the cheque to them on my behalf that would be dandy. I'll pm you the account details and my mother's maiden name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 51 minutes ago, mathematics said: John and Greg trying to create suspense on who they’re going to punt on masterchef when it’s clear as day who can’t cook for shit. They could bypass a large swathe of the heats by just eliminating anyone who introduces themselves as a retired company director before they've had a chance to make an offensive looking roast dinner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 53 minutes ago, velo army said: First Bus pricing. They don't give change, so instead of £3 the price is £3.05. Who the f**k has a 5p on them? Had to put in £4. I honestly don't know how it's legal to demand exact fare and refuse to give change. And aye, I ken I could use my card, but the contactless doesn't work. Sitting here absolutely fizzing. Stay on after your stop, that'll teach them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, velo army said: And aye, I ken I could use my card, but the contactless doesn't work. Sitting here absolutely fizzing. Your contactless or theirs? If it's the latter, get on. They can't refuse you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Yeah my bank definitely doesn't offer that service. For somebody that was moaning about a cheque being 'behind the times', you (or more accurately, your bank) seem a little behind the times. Even I have an app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Businesses that do not have a telephone number on their website. Or those that only have links to social media accounts and no actual website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, IncomingExile said: Businesses that do not have a telephone number on their website. Or those that only have links to social media accounts and no actual website. Definitely this. Also websites that make finding the contact details like a game of Adventure Call. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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