Boghead ranter Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 43 minutes ago, Raidernation said: I'm bored.... 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Rhymes with 'hoard'. And board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: You are so fucking incorrect it's embarrassing. He isn't wrong, though. I mean, do you pronounce pork like dork? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 3 hours ago, Raidernation said: I'm bored.... 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Rhymes with 'hoard'. 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: And board. And whored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, TxRover said: And whored Oh man.. Hoor or hoar? Rhymes with, er, door or four 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 9 hours ago, scottsdad said: He isn't wrong, though. I mean, do you pronounce pork like dork? What is dork? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: What is dork? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 11 hours ago, scottsdad said: Oh man.. Hoor or hoar? Rhymes with, er, door or four Hoor rhymes with dour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 44 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Hoor rhymes with dour But does it rhyme with sour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Sold some photos to a Caley fan, still waiting on my £35k. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 57 minutes ago, RH33 said: Sold some photos to a Caley fan, still waiting on my £35k. Will you spend it on your garage bill? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Screaming "MOVE!" at the top of your voice doesn't strike me as the best way to communicate with dogs or bairns -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Will you spend it on your garage bill? Why is she keeping a plod in the garage? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 21 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Rhymes with 'hoard'. And lowered... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 16 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: And lowered... Harrumph! While we are discussing aberrant pronunciations of words, spare a thought for non-home counties types trying to do the Guardian crossword. Friday clue: Deserve Ashes trophy, did you say? Answer: Earn Sunday clue: Complain audibly, except where drinks are served. Answer: Wine Bar This is unfair to those of us who speak normally For example, those of us who pronounce pork as pawrk! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Screaming "MOVE!" at the top of your voice doesn't strike me as the best way to communicate with dogs or bairns ‘f**k OFF’ is much more effective, I find 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 On 06/07/2023 at 07:44, Stellaboz said: Anyone else remember those awful car alarms that had a voice warning before the alarm went off? w**k AF In the Nineties, Securicor (I think) had alarms on their vehicles that would issue a stern ED-209 style warning if people got within a few feet, saying their rent-a-cops were allowed to use force to move them (eh, no they weren't). Bit of a joke when they parked on the pavement outside a bank and the thing was constantly going off 'til they got back, with no sign of any shoppers getting huckled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 On 03/07/2023 at 09:34, jimbaxters said: Inane chatter. Just spent the drive in to work with two women in the car talking utter nonsense. Honestly don't know where they get it from. Ranged from tomato plants on a balcony to "snuggling in" instead of going out on Saturday night. Never been more pleased to reach my work. This morning's mince included how one colleague has started feeding a stray cat and over the weekend it started coming in to her bed with her at night. Again, this is a STRAY cat. I'm shampooing the seat of my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 (edited) Got 3/4's of the way to bus stop after work and realised I had left my keys in my locker lock. A rapid about turn in the pissing rain. Not amused but all my own fault. Still a pttgoyn though. Edited July 10, 2023 by superwell87 typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 10 hours ago, jimbaxters said: This morning's mince included how one colleague has started feeding a stray cat and over the weekend it started coming in to her bed with her at night. Again, this is a STRAY cat. I'm shampooing the seat of my car. I find males equally capable of talking utter shite. Possibly even more than women. Probably why I enjoy my own company. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Swarley Posted July 11, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 11, 2023 7 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: I find males equally capable of talking utter shite. Possibly even more than women. Probably why I enjoy my own company. It's kept this website going for 20 odd years. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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