Florentine_Pogen Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 On 10/09/2023 at 19:12, GNU_Linux said: The existence of etiquette experts. These feckers have been around forever. Think of Swiss 'finishing schools', debutantes balls and these creepy upper class cvnts whose greatest desire is to be 'presented' to whichever inbred, bucktoothed fvckwit is on the throne. Having said that, I've given up trying to be my wife's personal 'etiquettical advisor.' i.e. she still can't use 2 pieces of cutlery simultaneously. ('Murcan, obviously.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Who the f**k takes a gaggle of kids(aged about 2 -10) to a pub for their birthday party? Wankers Don't see a problem with 2 - 10-year-olds in a pub - as long as they get their round in. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Just now, GordonD said: Don't see a problem with 2 - 10-year-olds in a pub - as long as they get their round in. "14 glasses of Umbongo please, my good yeoman................" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: These feckers have been around forever. Think of Swiss 'finishing schools', debutantes balls and these creepy upper class cvnts whose greatest desire is to be 'presented' to whichever inbred, bucktoothed fvckwit is on the throne. That hasn't happened in this country since 1958. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: These feckers have been around forever. Think of Swiss 'finishing schools', debutantes balls and these creepy upper class cvnts whose greatest desire is to be 'presented' to whichever inbred, bucktoothed fvckwit is on the throne. Having said that, I've given up trying to be my wife's personal 'etiquettical advisor.' i.e. she still can't use 2 pieces of cutlery simultaneously. ('Murcan, obviously.) A load of pointless nonsense. Elbows off the table! Why? Dunno. My mum and her mum told me not to, so just go along with it... Edited September 11, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 minute ago, GordonD said: That hasn't happened in this country since 1958. What hasn't happened in this country since 1958 ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 6 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Should a pub not be a space where people of all ages can get together? No. You’re thinking of McDonald’s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 9 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: What hasn't happened in this country since 1958 ? Debutantes being presented to the Queen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 57 minutes ago, GordonD said: Debutantes being presented to the Queen. If it was to happen these days the debs would be getting tanked up on prosecco first then nipping outside to shag a waiter before the first waltz was over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 18 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: If it was to happen these days the debs would be getting tanked up on prosecco first then nipping outside to shag a waiter before the first waltz was over. Only if Prince Andrew hadn't defiled them first 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Only if Prince Andrew hadn't defiled them first Too old for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 41 minutes ago, GordonD said: Too old for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Fucking hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 With no notice, Pure Radio has closed down and that means my morning listening as I'm commuting to work will no longer be Robin Galloway which is utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: With no notice, Pure Radio has closed down and that means my morning listening as I'm commuting to work will no longer be Robin Galloway which is utter shite. Used recently but...Peter Reid fae Peterheid is deid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Loonytoons said: Used recently but...Peter Reid fae Peterheid is deid Volvo for sale. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Has anyone actually ever met Robin Galloway? Good guy or w**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 People pishing in traps, when there's ample urinals available..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Ken Ickie said: People pishing in traps, when there's ample urinals available..... They are giving their ticker a work out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 People that wear jackets, wooly hats etc when it's warm weather and no threat of rain. Also people that wear shorts when it's Baltic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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