GordonD Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Craig fae the Vale said: There is. I thought there was some in the cupboard so I didn't buy any at the shop earlier. There was of course none in the cupboard. But I got there. ^^^^ Old Mother Hubbard found 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 (edited) There is a Morcheeba song called “Women Lose Weight” which tells the story of a man whose wife has become fat and so he kills her. In the song he is talking to the police officer investigating the case and says “So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run?” and the officer responds with “No sir we don't have no clues right now”. It bugs me daft that the daft sod doesn’t understand a double negative. It infuriates me that the police officer doesn’t either. Edited September 22, 2023 by mathematics 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 C**ts that treat the local recycling point as a dump for their crap 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 When did people start saying "Absolutely!" instead of "Yes!" when asked a question? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: C**ts that treat the local recycling point as a dump for their crap I knew exactly where that was pretty quickly For avoidance of doubt Edited September 23, 2023 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I knew exactly where that was pretty quickly Reveal hidden contents For avoidance of doubt I hope you're You're not going to stalk me Edited September 23, 2023 by Soapy FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, GordonD said: When did people start saying "Absolutely!" instead of "Yes!" when asked a question? Aye... don't get me started on "oh, definAAAtly" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I knew exactly where that was pretty quickly Hide contents For avoidance of doubt Iv always been impressed with this skill, but being able to pinpoint a specific area of unsightly trash in Fife is something else entirely 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 23 hours ago, Craig fae the Vale said: There is. I thought there was some in the cupboard so I didn't buy any at the shop earlier. There was of course none in the cupboard. But I got there. Very happy with the final product 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Iv always been impressed with this skill, but being able to pinpoint a specific area of unsightly trash in Fife is something else entirely Kinda want to send @Hedgecutter a picture of my back garden but at the same time I’d be terrified if he got it spot on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 7 hours ago, Soapy FFC said: I hope you're You're not going to stalk me Join the back of the queue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 Over the last few days, across a number of different sports, I have heard the pundits/presenters talk about how x team or person is "favourite to retain the trophy". Of course they are the favourite to retain it, it is impossible for anyone else to retain something that they don't currently hold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 33 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Over the last few days, across a number of different sports, I have heard the pundits/presenters talk about how x team or person is "favourite to retain the trophy". Of course they are the favourite to retain it, it is impossible for anyone else to retain something that they don't currently hold. Ahem 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 Foodhub's order timer pauses whenever the page doesn't have focus. Essentially a counter that measures how long you've been staring at their website since ordering from them. Useful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 I am getting the train from Edinburgh to London on Friday and I have just received an email from LNER to say that it will be alcohol free until after Newcastle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 22 hours ago, GNU_Linux said: Ahem Id say Raith are favourites as Inverness are fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, RiffRaff said: I am getting the train from Edinburgh to London on Friday and I have just received an email from LNER to say that it will be alcohol free until after Newcastle. Interesting to pick only that direct service and not the 7.52 as well…nor later no transfer service…why that one? “Which trains can't I drink alcohol on? The alcohol-free policy will apply every Friday, on the 09.52 Aberdeen to London King's Cross train, between Aberdeen and Newcastle (and all calling points in between). We expect a number of large groups to be travelling on this train, so to help make it a pleasant experience for everyone, we'll be operating an alcohol-free policy for part of the journey. This means that alcohol cannot be brought onto or purchased on board our trains at any stop between Aberdeen and Newcastle, and customers may be searched before boarding. Additionally, alcoholic drinks will not be served as part of the complimentary food and drink offer in First Class until after Newcastle. The alcohol-free policy will apply every Friday, on the 09.52 Aberdeen to London King's Cross train, between Aberdeen and Newcastle (and all calling points in between). We expect a number of large groups to be travelling on this train, so to help make it a pleasant experience for everyone, we'll be operating an alcohol-free policy for part of the journey. This means that alcohol cannot be brought onto or purchased on board our trains at any stop between Aberdeen and Newcastle, and customers may be searched before boarding. Additionally, alcoholic drinks will not be served as part of the complimentary food and drink offer in First Class until after Newcastle.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 28 minutes ago, TxRover said: Interesting to pick only that direct service and not the 7.52 as well…nor later no transfer service…why that one? I booked the train months ago and there was no mention of alcohol bans. It is probably because of Scotland playing in Lille on Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 1 hour ago, RiffRaff said: I am getting the train from Edinburgh to London on Friday and I have just received an email from LNER to say that it will be alcohol free until after Newcastle. Ignore it, no-one will care. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 32 minutes ago, RiffRaff said: I booked the train months ago and there was no mention of alcohol bans. It is probably because of Scotland playing in Lille on Saturday. Seems to be every Friday, and expecting groups suggests Newcastle fans or such. Just weird it’s that particular route and time only. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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