Empty It Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Holding whilst cutting baguette with a bread knife is a bad idea, I have a scar in the palm of my hand to prove it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 All Eurostar services cancelled today. Flooding, apparently. Obviously unacceptable and an affront to national dignity. Something must be done! Clearly not enough billions spent yet. Time to find the magic money tree for London. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Last time I opened a sardine tin, I wore one of those knife gloves in case... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 6 hours ago, scottsdad said: My cure for a hangover is black tea, buttered toast and oranges/Orange juice. Unlimited quantities of each. It helps, I promise! Back in my younger, naive days at work my (mild) hangover cure was always a litre bottle of orange juice and six pack of Mini Cheddars from Tesco on the way to work. These days we have working from home. Thank God. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Anyway, one that got on my tits yesterday was hotel receptions who put the 'Back in a minute' notice up when they go on a break. How is anyone meant to know when they left? Could have been gone 10 seconds or 10 minutes. Just write a time you're back on the thing ffs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, southernrover said: Anyway, one that got on my tits yesterday was hotel receptions who put the 'Back in a minute' notice up when they go on a break. How is anyone meant to know when they left? Could have been gone 10 seconds or 10 minutes. Just write a time you're back on the thing ffs Why write a time when you can stick up a "back in 10 minutes" sign and skive all day? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Got a £1 free bet and stick it on 4 Championship draws today. Airdrie's injury time winner stopped an £83 win from no actual outlay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 The completely nonsensical, makey-upper word 'housebarrassed' in the Wickes adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 7 minutes ago, virginton said: Got a £1 free bet and stick it on 4 Championship draws today. Airdrie's injury time winner stopped an £83 win from no actual outlay. I read on here someone got all 5 up last week too, unlucky. I had 5 draws spread over four-folds and a five-fold. Was waiting on Killie vs Dundee for a revised treble. Thought it was gone with a late Killie goal then Dundee scored again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centralTon Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 20 minutes ago, jagfox said: I read on here someone got all 5 up last week too, unlucky. I had 5 draws spread over four-folds and a five-fold. Was waiting on Killie vs Dundee for a revised treble. Thought it was gone with a late Killie goal then Dundee scored again. Aye, that was me. Like vT, Airdrie's late goal burst my 4 draws today too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Just now, centralTon said: Aye, that was me. Like vT, Airdrie's late goal burst my 4 draws today too. Kick in the haw maws, that I went for Kilmarnock, Motherwell, Ayr, Morton and Kelty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 My draw triple was burst the other night by Shankland's late winner. My finger was hovering over the cash out button but my good lady advised me to "be a man" and hold on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 3 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: My finger was hovering over the cash out button but my good lady advised me to "be a man" and hold on Kenneth!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Zetterlund said: When we bought our first flat together, my future wife insisted on spending a silly sum of money on a posh set of kitchen knives. Something like 300 quid. She was very keen to emphasize how sharp they were, something something laser cut, something something surgical scalpel sharpness etc. Brand, please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 The next 26 pages of blue and green whataboutery on the bigot fest match thread. Still to be going by this time next week. Actually, scratch that. It's a laugh isn't it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 17 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: The next 26 pages of blue and green whataboutery on the bigot fest match thread. Still to be going by this time next week. Actually, scratch that. It's a laugh isn't it The better team won. Is it so difficult? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Just now, Cosmic Joe said: The better team won. Is it so difficult? No, not at all. I don't actually care who wins. Thanks for playing though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Trackdaybob said: No, not at all. I don't actually care who wins. Thanks for playing though I think you missed my point. Is it so difficult for either set of fans to acknowledge that the better side won on the day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Always cheated, never defeated. Both of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 2 hours ago, mathematics said: Brand, please? Better off buying a hammer imo 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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