Lisa Cuddy Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 NO! Don't worry Lyn-Marie, Rolf won't be allowed anywhere near our Keith.Rolf Harris - Penguin Killer. Seeing as Rolf lives in Bristol, Keith will never be able to meet his family. Bloody speccy Oz twat has ruined it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Seeing as Rolf lives in Bristol, Keith will never be able to meet his family. Bloody speccy Oz twat has ruined it all. Devestating news really, I know how much you wanted him to see his brothers. Aussie tosser has to ruin everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Is it just me who doesn't know what they're talkin about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Is it just me who doesn't know what they're talkin about? Penguin love, Paulo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I love living on my own, but in the 2nd half of last month, I was skint and sat in the flat on my own far more than was good for me. This came to a head with me getting rather pished in order to alleviate the boredom, which in turn led to my imagination going into overdrive, the result being texts and phonecalls that seemed less of a good idea when I sobered up. Fortunately, I managed to grovel my way out of the resultant hole, and I've not yet started talking to myself. Spending too much time in a flat on yer tod is definitely not good. Aye skint as well. I dont live on my own - but I may as well be since my mate vanished off on holiday at the end of June and hasnt appeared yet - the word is that he is back half way through this month. Bloody students. I am also skint and sit in the flat...and although I dont drink much (maybe a couple drams of whisky), I never used to drink on my own. Still, holiday at the end of the week - parking space at the airport is booked! Does anyone know if I can take alcohol on BMI baby flights? I fancy a couple cheeky wee gin and tonics on the plane. Get yourself a goldfish That will come when I finally get the pond dug and finished. Im just working out the filtering system in my head, hopefully I will be able to buy the bits and pieces that I need in the next few weeks, then its time to buy a couple wee fishies for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I know someone who had a summer job packing fudge...Oh how we laughed... I find it hard to believe that Dave only packs fudge in the summer. Is it just me who doesn't know what they're talkin about? Nope. I take it Keithgy isn't really a penguin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Nope. I take it Keithgy isn't really a penguin. We were talking about you as a role model for our Keith. We came up your duty, teach the boy how to swear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 We were talking about you as a role model for our Keith. We came up your duty, teach the boy how to swear. I would be very proud if your penguin's first phrase was "You're a c**t" while he was talking to your good self. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 That will come when I finally get the pond dug and finished. Im just working out the filtering system in my head, hopefully I will be able to buy the bits and pieces that I need in the next few weeks, then its time to buy a couple wee fishies for it. Put a net over the pond. A heron ate all my fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I would be very proud if your penguin's first phrase was "You're a c**t" while he was talking to your good self. We were going to wait till he was a bit older to introduce him to you for a good reason, now I think of it Still, Uncle Carlos can play a vital role in Keith's life, if he so chooses to tackle the responsibility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Put a net over the pond. A heron ate all my fish. You reckon? I was gonna put a net over the lower pond as a sort of filtration device, so that all the scum (leaves and suchlike) flowed through the waterfall of the main pond, and onto the net of the second pond, keeping the water clean and easy to maintain. However, I was gonna put fish in the main pond and keep it open. Does the net not make it look a bit ugly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Rolf Harris might well be a pishy handed penguin killer. But he encouraged a generation of kids in the 1970`s to learn to swim. Thank goodness for that "lilley pond in me back garden" Rolf. Penguins are shit anyway. They stink of fish and fall over backwards when a plane flies overhead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Rolf Harris might well be a pishy handed penguin killer. But he encouraged a generation of kids in the 1970`s to learn to swim. Thank goodness for that "lilley pond in me back garden" Rolf.Penguins are shit anyway. They stink of fish and fall over backwards when a plane flies overhead. Keith will be bathed regularly, and we'll keep him away from planes and their nasty fumes that cause holes in the ozone layer and increase the carbon footprint or whatever the f**k it is they do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Does anyone know if I can take alcohol on BMI baby flights? I fancy a couple cheeky wee gin and tonics on the plane. If you want to do that ou'll have to sort it out after security search. No liquids in containers over 100ml allowed to be taken through in hand baggage! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 If you want to do that ou'll have to sort it out after security search. No liquids in containers over 100ml allowed to be taken through in hand baggage! Kilt, did you ever find out that wee bit of info I PM'ed you about? If so, please PM me, if not take a break from trying to detect metal on people and find out for me please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 My pheasant died in Pitlochry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 My pheasant died in Pitlochry. Roast Pheasant is lovely! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Kilt, did you ever find out that wee bit of info I PM'ed you about?If so, please PM me, if not take a break from trying to detect metal on people and find out for me please. Andy, I tried but didn't get too far. I'll PM with details sometime this afternoon. Incidentally, I don't 'detect metal on people' - that's BAA Security! When I come through the security search area with someone, they're usually under my arrest! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I got blood taken at the Doctors this morning,and now I have a bruise and it's still bleeding a little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Andy, I tried but didn't get too far. I'll PM with details sometime this afternoon. Incidentally, I don't 'detect metal on people' - that's BAA Security! When I come through the security search area with someone, they're usually under my arrest! Cheers my man. That info is invaluable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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