Reina Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I honestly don't know why I bother/give a shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Trying to access the universitys webct and then open a file is proving too be a real pain in the arse Need too find out if I am exempt from my geography exam next month and my Dads laptop is nearly being thrown out the window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I honestly don't know why I bother/give a shit. Your tea is cold now, I will microwave it next time you are round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 People in our office who still don't know the alpha split of companies we operate under and have done so for the past 6 months! I'm getting queries for my companies that I don't know about because other people in the office have been entering my paperwork! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 It`s all gone fucking horribly wrong I am now the less than proud owner of not only a fucking Vauxhall but a fucking Zafira too. I can now ferry six screaming kids around. I NEVER ever wanted to own a bloody Vauxhall. This is a sad sad day for me. I do still have three Lancias in my garage though but only one of them works I give it 2 weeks before you drive it. I was close! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 My Internet is crashing frequently. The troubleshooting options all require the Internet to access help. I want to force Beardy Branson and that twat Bill Gates to procreate in penance for such heinous crimes against me. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I was close! twenty days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 twenty days Hey at least it is a Zafira,I am driving a bloody Meriva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Hey at least it is a Zafira,I am driving a bloody Meriva It really is no consolation. I suppose the one good thing about it is that it shows other road users that you are either supremely fertille and virile and stuff like that. Or you are disabled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 It really is no consolation.I suppose the one good thing about it is that it shows other road users that you are either supremely fertille and virile and stuff like that. Or you are disabled Funny you should say that,The last owner of the car was Mobility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Funny you should say that,The last owner of the car was Mobility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 People who roam the streets with there track suit bottoms tucked into there socks ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 People who roam the streets with there track suit bottoms tucked into there socks ! Made worse by the fact that he/she is wearing a rangers top and track suite bottoms on. Girls that think having three different colours of hair is nice. Bleached blonde on top with light brown at the front,and black under.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Dumbarton are shite. East Fife away, another shite away day watching us get pumped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I went to ask a girl that I've fancied for ages out tonight, and made a monumental fúck up of it. How difficult can it be to say something along the lines of 'Do you fancy going out sometime?'? I am a tool. I have to do something about it on Monday, otherwise my Christmas is ruined. Fúckety fúckety fúck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I went to ask a girl that I've fancied for ages out tonight, and made a monumental fúck up of it.How difficult can it be to say something along the lines of 'Do you fancy going out sometime?'? I am a tool. I have to do something about it on Monday, otherwise my Christmas is ruined. Fúckety fúckety fúck. I feel for you here mate, theres nothing worse than making a tit of yourself in front of a girl you fancy, makes you feel like a daft wee boy again. Hell, just show her your gambling profit margin, her knickers will be off in seconds! Worst case scenario is she says 'No thanks', and at the end of the day I'm sure we've all done much more embarrassing things than getting a knock back, I know I bloody have! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Funny you should say that,The last owner of the car was Mobility. Ex mobility is the way to go. Our wee Merc was ex mobility and it was spanking! My new (To me anyway) Focus is a comfy wee car to drive, not quite as nippy as the Merc probably due to it being heavier but there is more space in it. I spun the back end out yesterday though and nearly caused a crash at Asda roundabout in Kirkcaldy so it should be fun and games driving down to Ayr today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akritoi Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 People falling asleep during waking hours and then the entire messdeck getting a kit muster. Passed it though with only one person getting a re-scrub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 My job is my nag. Not keeping me on, c**ts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 My job is my nag. Not keeping me on, c**ts. What? Fucking w**kers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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