Lisa Cuddy Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Another nag, you, you shower of b*****ds! I'm working late, really bored and I need to be amused and entertained, but where are you lot in my time of need eh? Makes me almost wish Burgundy was online, just so I can have an argument. They're all at the pub, after having been to the football. The lucky, jammy b*****ds. We watched Hot Fuzz earlier, and Adam then kept saying "Right y'are, my love" in the most ridiculous South-Western accent I have ever heard, and then saying "Ha, that's what you sound like". Cheeky fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Jesus wept. That was actually so awful that Im going to steal it and use it in the pub! TBF that was the trun(k)cated version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 TBF that was the trun(k)cated version. Oh jesus that was bad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 TBF that was the trun(k)cated version. You win this one, I cant think of a single other elephant related play on words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 You win this one, I cant think of a single other elephant related play on words. It isn't a hard tusk. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 (edited) You win this one, I cant think of a single other elephant related play on words. Tusk, tusk, I'm sorely disappointed in you. Edit to add: And there's even folk from Greenock outsparting you. Edited April 5, 2008 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Tusk, tusk, I'm sorely disappointed in you. Edit to add: And there's even folk from Greenock outsparting you. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I was trying to use the editor to fix it and the fecking thing wouldn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 (edited) It isn't a hard tusk. Tusk, tusk, I'm sorely disappointed in you. Edit to add: And there's even folk from Greenock outsparting you. Ach, Ive been totally taken to tusk(eh? eh?). Edited to add...and I never even spotted the outsparting! Consider me suitably shamed now. Edited April 5, 2008 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Ach, Ive been totally taken to tusk(eh? eh?). Edited to add...and I never even spotted the outsparting! Consider me suitably shamed now. This will cheer you up................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 This will cheer you up................... Classy! Did you photoshop in the wee "phoenix" sign, or was that there naturally? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Classy!Did you photoshop in the wee "phoenix" sign, or was that there naturally? I wondered if you would notice that - completely natural - wonder where it is? Anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 The neighbours bought a new stereo with a huge bass speaker today, I've been listening to it for the best part of 5 hours A chap at the door will be forth coming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Yeah, she's gone back into the kitchen to make her man's tea like she damn well should. B) Haha, if you must know, Ryan cooked tonight. Chili con carne. Yum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Haha, if you must know, Ryan cooked tonight. Chili con carne. Yum! what did he have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 You win this one, I cant think of a single other elephant related play on words. Well, after all these, you'll never forget again! Aren't I clever? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Well, after all these, you'll never forget again!Aren't I clever? Nah you are a right dumbo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Nah you are a right dumbo! Not on your Nellie! Not that I want to blow my own trumpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Not on your Nellie!Not that I want to blow my own trumpet. I think you should pack your trunk and say goodbye to the circus! I am struggling to come up with any elephant related puns now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I think you should pack your trunk and say goodbye to the circus!I am struggling to come up with any elephant related puns now Elephants are a very pun-light topic, sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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