doulikefish Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I went up to my Mum's house for Christmas yesterday and her new cat has chewed through the charger on my mobile phone. Hopefully Mum got my note to try and find me a new one when she is in Greenock this morning stuart xmas is not until the 25th!!! do you understand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 People who text you at 8am. Who know fine well you use your phone as an alarm clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) Good good, it will be a showcase for 1st division football. B) Only from one side. No! It's my fucking present day. Move with the times There's always a time for cheeses in your life. My PTTGOMN: Being phoned this morning at stupid o'clock to be informed that the work shift contract has been terminated two days early. Good holiday now B) , but why did they not sort it out earlier with minimum fuss? Shower of useless c***s. Edited December 22, 2008 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 stuart xmas is not until the 25th!!!do you understand Ok then, I am up here for the Christmas holidays, or some of them anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I was out shopping for baby clothes with my girlfriend to give as presents to The Wees, and I get the bad feeling it was giving her ideas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I tried to make an omlette but it turned out like scrambled egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I tried to make an omlette but it turned out like scrambled egg. Beat the eggs before adding to the pan. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Beat the eggs before adding to the pan. I did that. I totally fucked up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) Burnt my hand on my straighteners First person to call me a poof get a bourbon Edited December 22, 2008 by MonTheRovers!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Who'll be the first to make a gay joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Scottish Power A letter 3 days before Christmas telling you your dd will be almost doubling from January. Ba***rds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Darn, I spilt my nail varnish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 *Hands out bourbons* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I did that. I totally fucked up. The secret of a good omelette is 1/fresh eggs well beaten with a wee bit of water,2/ A good pan to cook it in if you dont have an omlette pan a non stick frying pan will do.3/ heat a wee drop of oil in it till it starts to smoke.4/ Chuck in egg mix a stir, i then let it settle chuck chesse on top fire under grill,consume..Omlette a la Capy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 The secret of a good omelette is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! I put abit milk in, too much infact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! I put abit milk in, too much infact. Well now you know...As old farts know a thing or two 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Well now you know...As old farts know a thing or two I was going to ask you actually, with the help of the directory. But i thought I would look like abit of a diddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I was going to ask you actually, with the help of the directory. But i thought I would look like abit of a diddy. To be fair, asking wouldn't really have made much of a difference to your reputation as a diddy on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 To be fair, asking wouldn't really have made much of a difference to your reputation as a diddy on here. Boom tshh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 To be fair, asking wouldn't really have made much of a difference to your reputation as a diddy on here. Bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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