vikingTON Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Going out last night was not the best of ideas, ending in a random person's house where a bout of cousin-on-cousin 'not quite incest but definitely not right' fondling was occuring. I took my leave. I feel sick on the outside yet more on the inside, for various reasons. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Anyway my petty thing is that my wee boy who was all excited about Christmas is up and down every twenty minute spewing his guts up. The poor wee soul Hope the wee man's alright Reynard. Never had any trouble with mine I don't think Ryan would take too kindly to you calling him your wee boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 As most people enjoy their Boxing Day, post-Christmas rest and recovery/re topping up the alcohol, I must get ready for a nightshift. Joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Not petty in any way, I really wish the name of this thread would change, but...There's been a massive accident on the Forth Road Bridge, at least 2 ambulances and fire engines, with countless police vehicles. It's closed southbound. Looks a real bad one - the only damaged car I saw was clearly the "back" of the collision - the front end of the car was absolutely wrecked, looking at an impact at speed, not just a nudge in a queue. Couldn't see the car it had ran into though - I've got a very bad feeling that it might be off the road, and into the metalwork to the left. Really brings it home on Christmas Day. I'm beginning to think, and am hoping, that this isn't as bad as it might've been. No deaths, anyway. There doesn't seem to be anything on the News sites about it, which you would expect. Maybe tomorrow's papers will have something about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood boab Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Hmmmm the cricket is definately still alive (what the hell is it eating down there?). We reckoned there were two of them at one point but now there is definately no echo any more. We think that one of them has eaten the other. Good thing is that it has came back to its original location (the shoe cuboard) and we can probably spray something down there.My annoying thing today is pets that won't be nice when you have guests. Damn near all of my family were round opn Christmas day and while we all still had our coats on mum suggested everyone go out to see the rabbits. I put the guard over our gate and went up to their run to let them out with everyone standing at the end of the garden waiting for the little darling fluffy bunnies to come out. Soon as I opened the door the male one shot out followed closely by the female who then jumped on his back and started humping him silly. Not only that but they must like it rough so she pulled a mouthful of fur off his shoulder. He then went jumping around the garden in an attempt to throw her off his back but she wasn't for letting go. Eventually I had to go and lift her off him while everyone either looked shocked or were rolling about the floor laughing. Isn't it funny how the female one was having a turn at being on top. Apparently the female rabbits are always the dominant one of a pair and display this by mounting the male. How embarassing! that would've been funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Our game today is off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 I am working tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Having to suffer two penalties (penalty and a red card) for one mistake - wasting an entire day in the process. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Having to suffer two penalties (penalty and a red card) for one mistake - wasting an entire day in the process. awwwwww. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Flying back to London tomorrow. Pants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Annan Athletic fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Where the fvck do i start 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 My poor baby has a sore nose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 My poor baby has a sore nose! Calpol® Snake and some Vapo Rub will sort that right out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 All trains to central off. Thank you very much First Scotrail you miserable fucking b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 You know that momentary, split second fear you get when you really hurt yourself and you think you've just broken something? I slipped in pish at work this morning and as I stopped myself from falling with my foot I immediately thought I'd broken my big toe. It's just staved but its a nice purple shade and is sore as f**k. I squealed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 You know that momentary, split second fear you get when you really hurt yourself and you think you've just broken something? I slipped in pish at work this morning and as I stopped myself from falling with my foot I immediately thought I'd broken my big toe. It's just staved but its a nice purple shade and is sore as f**k.I squealed. I felt that when I fell carrying a heavy suitcase into a taxi,I had fallen and thought I had broken my ankle. Lucky for me it wasn't as we where off to New York. It's not a nice feeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Work tomorrow, bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 First day back at work since the 4th of December. It's going to be a tough one, 2 hours in and I've had enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolfo Rios Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Packaging on kids toys are a fucking nightmare. How I escaped alive after unpacking some of the presents for the wee one the last few days I'll never know! Struggling to type today due to numerous large and deep lacerations to both hands and all fingers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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