Jump to content

Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...


Recommended Posts

I'm bored enough to be playing online bingo, just going about looking for the "free £5 play" and whatnot.

So far... no luck.

Do you have to be female to join 888ladies.com? Or just dress in drag like Vic Reeves.

It worked for me, and I didn't even have to be in drag.... :unsure::ph34r:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Has it started on Channel 4? I saw the first few online, I cried at the first one of the new series.

Started on More 4 last night.

Me too :( Can't believe this is the last ever series!!!

Nor me. How dare they.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Bloody women stealing my bingo winnings <_<

If it makes you feel any better dunc, i won £389 on 888 bingo last year. Oh, and i see your old man has won 2 tickets for the next home game because his mug is in the fife free press :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If it makes you feel any better dunc, i won £389 on 888 bingo last year. Oh, and i see your old man has won 2 tickets for the next home game because his mug is in the fife free press :lol:

Aye, he was delighted when he came home from his work yesterday! :lol:

Shame we've both got season tickets, but he's already offloaded them at his work.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

One petty thing that annoys me beyond comprehension is when ur walking somewhere busy and the person in front of you suddenly stops - i want to kill them. Worst at supermarkets, someone will stop and look for bout 10 minutes at onions - just pick an onion!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Job applications.

I've recently applied for junior medical jobs in Sscotland and England. Both had 'equal opportunities monitoring' forms (you know the kind of thing - are you a burd or a bloke? do you like men, or laydeez, or both? are you pink, or brown, or somewhere in between - etc.)

All of these forms were a. optional and b. had a 'it's none of your fecking business' option.

I've just started to fill in an application for Norn Ireland.

The very first form I was directed to was their version of the above mentioned form. Whilst they're not bothered about whether I like blokes, or laydeez, or both, or whether I was originally born a bloke and have subsequently had my bit rearranged, thay have asked me, and I quote:

Please select which one of the following statements reflects you:

I am a member of the Protestant community

I am a member of the Roman Catholic community

I am a member of neither the Protestant nor Roman Catholic communities.

Fuxake. In other words, are you a huuun or a tiiiim?

In 2009.

Nice.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Meh. It's not allowing me to edit my post, apologies for the multiple typos.

The reason that I was quite so raging was a. there wasn't a 'feck off, it's none of your business' option, and b. we were informed that if we didn't fill in the equal opportunities monitoring form our applications 'may' (for which read 'will') not be considered.

New Zealand is looking more attractive by the day...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My car has been classed as a total loss by my insurance company and instead of sending my finance company the cheque they have sent it to me,I still have to pay the car until my gap has kicked in so it could cost me another months payment.

I could of course just keep the money and sod the finance company :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Our new neighbours arrived home at half one this morning and proceeded to have a party, interspersed with arguments, "he a fukin wanka a total fuckin wanka". Thankfully it didn't wake the baby.

I also have a cold and feel crappy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Our new neighbours arrived home at half one this morning and proceeded to have a party, interspersed with arguments, "he a fukin wanka a total fuckin wanka". Thankfully it didn't wake the baby.

My neighbours are fond of similar behaviour, usually after OF or Champions League games.

The last occasion featured an impressive range of rebel songs, couples tearing strips off each other and loud and repeated racial abuse. I've no idea who the latter was aimed at.

Lovely folk.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...