Breaking Decency Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Some wee p***k threw an egg at me from a car whilst i was standing at the bus stop tonight. Thankfully it didnt hit me, but what's the fuckin point? To get you covered in egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 BUS w****r!First? Nope, Lothian buses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Funeral tomorrow.Dad and step-mother's pals were driving to a wedding in Cumnock last weekend and were hit head on by an 18 year old who had just passed his test. 18 year old died instantly, as did Maureen. Her husband Arthur, who was driving, survived with minor injuries. Their daughter was in the car in front of them on the way to the wedding. What a fucking life, eh? I remember reading about that last week. Truly horrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 You'll need to stop wearing that luminous Shell Suit, Philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Brechin neds threw eggs at our bus on the way out the hamlet after Wednesday night's canter. I was pishing myself at the irony of a bunch of fermers using produce as weapons. "Oooh, Agatha, you've laid a big one this morning, we'll save that for those townies who are coming tonight in their rolling tin devil on wheels!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 People who don't fucking text you back when it's something important. Ignorant fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 People that dont realise that you maybe cant text them back because you have no credit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 People who don't fucking text you back when it's something important. Ignorant fuckers. Just get a tenner bag somewhere else and stop whining! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 People who don't fucking text you back when it's something important. Ignorant fuckers. Bear in mind that its the back of Midnight. c**t might be sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) People that dont realise that you maybe cant text them back because you have no credit Unlimited texts.. Bear in mind that its the back of Midnight. c**t might be sleeping. I would bear that in mind but I sent the text at half 9. Edited May 17, 2009 by ChrisyM92 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A fucking mouth full of ulscers. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A fucking mouth full of ulscers. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Been sucking on something you should'nt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) Can she justify this with science? Because its now her versus barbecue sauce, and I hear it a' calling me! If they had been in your freezer I'd have said you could eat them,but they where in your fridge so I'd say don't eat them.(As others have said in here.) Edit: This reminds me of the sopranos episode I watched last night. Tony got food poisoning amd was having really strange dreams. Edited May 18, 2009 by saints1884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Got chronic heartburn and the tablets the Doctor prescibed are not working . In fact they are making it worse. Cant even get a new appointment till Friday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Got chronic heartburn and the tablets the Doctor prescibed are not working . In fact they are making it worse. Cant even get a new appointment till Friday I know what you need. Shamelessly stolen from B3ta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I know what you need. Shamelessly stolen from B3ta. On works Pc and it blocks some images so can you tell me what it is please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 On works Pc and it blocks some images so can you tell me what it is please? It's not massively helpful. It's suggesting that in that advert for Gaviscon with the firemen, it looks like manjam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 It's not massively helpful. It's suggesting that in that advert for Gaviscon with the firemen, it looks like manjam. Ha ha. Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 This fuckin computer It's so shite that it's taken me an hour to move 5 pages in a topic, i have to keep reloading the page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I'm on my own again today as my staff member has a day off! And yes, I authorised it so I shouldn't really complain, but Monday of all days. And I've been out 4 times already - postman, PC cleaning operative, interviewee and interpreter. And I have some important stats to get finished and sent before lunchtime. And it was raining on the way to work. And I've started too many sentences with 'And'! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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