fafc1885 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 wat an utter gimp nae wonder socities in such a mess when wee limp dicked virgins start greeting about not having someone to tell them there not a loser. unbeleivable. who the f**k is this arse bandit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Go out, get pished and pull the ugliest girl you can. If that won't inspire you to start gaining confidence... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Go out, get pished and pull the ugliest girl you can. If that won't inspire you to start gaining confidence... You could write a book on that sort of logic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 who the f**k is this arse bandit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 You could write a book on that sort of logic. It's called The Bible. Joseph only thought it was the immaculate conception because he was out his face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Last night I said something really fucking stupid to my girlfriend and she rightfully was quite upset. When I left this morning though, she seemed fine and quite upbeat, but for some reason I still feel like she's not very happy with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Yeah, chatting to folk when you can talk about the same subject that you both like will get confidence up no bother. FAFC; drink a bottle of buckfast or something then the days of fannying about with headphones are a distant past. I too am 16, and wouldn't say I'm the most confident of people about, but I could definetly speak to someone if I wanted too. I would also agree it'll probably get easier as you get older. Go out, get pished and pull the ugliest girl you can. If that won't inspire you to start gaining confidence... I dont drink, mainly because it might f**k up my epilepsy pills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I dont drink, mainly because it might f**k up my epilepsy pills Ah well, back to the drawing board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I dont drink, mainly because it might f**k up my epilepsy pills Stop taking your pills and sell them round the back of the school. You'll be cool as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I dont drink, mainly because it might f**k up my epilepsy pills Play the epilepsy card with sympathetic girls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 erm, i think this is more of a PTTGOYN than a RTBC i was talking to some girl on msn and she started banging on about some emo pish when she randomly went 'i wanna f**k you.' and then signed out er no, you're 14 and live in australia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Play the epilepsy card with sympathetic girls Or just become a rapist. Make the epilepsy card your calling card. You'll become folklore! The Epileptic Raper, that's a cool name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 erm, i think this is more of a PTTGOYN than a RTBCi was talking to some girl on msn and she started banging on about some emo pish when she randomly went 'i wanna f**k you.' and then signed out er no, you're 14 and live in australia Cyber sex my friend. I'm sure SimonLichtie could give you a few pointers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Cyber sex my friend. I'm sure SimonLichtie could give you a few pointers. aye but she's 14 ffs what, and let him post it up on P&B? No chance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 aye but she's 14 ffs what, and let him post it up on P&B? No chance She's nearly legal. And it's not actual sex, so you're not breaking any laws. Although if she sends you nawty pix it would be. In all probability, it was probably a 48 year old man in his mum's attic looking to exchange scat video's with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 She's nearly legal. And it's not actual sex, so you're not breaking any laws. Although if she sends you nawty pix it would be. good point In all probability, it was probably a 48 year old man in his mum's attic looking to exchange scat video's with you. nah, it isnt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Or just become a rapist. Make the epilepsy card your calling card. You'll become folklore! The Epileptic Raper, that's a cool name. It may be a cool name, but due the grammatical error in the name it would imply that you rape epileptics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 It may be a cool name, but due the grammatical error in the name it would imply that you rape epileptics. What about 'The Rape-ileptic'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 What about 'The Rape-ileptic'? Yeah that's pretty good. Like a sort of robot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 How exactly would he turn his powers of epilepsy to rape? Wait in a secluded area until a woman came along, pretend to have a fit then pounce when she cmae over to help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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