monkeyblair Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Systems been down since 9am!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Just back from the dentist. Front crown cracked and a bit broke off last week. Had a temporary repair. Cost of new crown - £350. Whit!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 None of my "mates" will give me a lift tonight, and as a result, I can't go down to the girl's house. There's nae buses that go that way either, before anyone says. Fan-fucking-tastic. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 None of my "mates" will give me a lift tonight, and as a result, I can't go down to the girl's house. There's nae buses that go that way either, before anyone says. Fan-fucking-tastic. Get a taxi or have a w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Spent the last 3 weeks thinking my windscreen washers were frozen. Turns out the fuse was fucked all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 bored out my nut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Skint, well I have £400 saved away but its for London next week so I have no money until next Thursday night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 bored out my nut Wasn't your girlfriend over? If you're bored, and presumably in Edinburgh, go a walk up to Calton Hill. Definitely no gays or rapists up that neck of the woods, you'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 No point in going then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 My replacement bankcards still haven't arrived so I'm living off Tesco noodles and bread. There's only so many different ways of preparing a meal out of those two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 My replacement bankcards still haven't arrived so I'm living off Tesco noodles and bread. There's only so many different ways of preparing a meal out of those two. Have you tried toasting the bread and putting them together on a plate standing up to make them look like a roof? You could then put the noodles over the top and pretend it is a quaint thatched cottage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Have you tried toasting the bread and putting them together on a plate standing up to make them look like a roof? You could then put the noodles over the top and pretend it is a quaint thatched cottage. I haven't. I could add some salt for snow and a bit of oregano for grass. I'll do that next time. If anything it'll waste some time and take my mind off not being able to go to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Just been sacked as Luton Town manager on FMH 2010 for PSP. I would have thought 18th in Blue Square Premier with 5 games to go would have been acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 (edited) The idiot on open all mics. Shoutting his head off all time. (Edit for spelling.) Edited January 18, 2010 by saints1884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 The Scottish Cup is over rated anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Just watched my Hibs team on FM blow the league title, fan-fucking-tastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 A good motto to live your life by I reckon. f**k the ten commandments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 I was in Perth over the holidays and saw signs for "City Centre". I'm confused, which city is this? Dundee? I don't think so. Why have signs for "city centre", in Perth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 I was in Perth over the holidays and saw signs for "City Centre". I'm confused, which city is this? Dundee? I don't think so. Why have signs for "city centre", in Perth? They were signs for Dunfermline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 They were signs for Dunfermline. Naw mate. That wis "shitty centre" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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