Andy Dufresne Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Do you work for UPS? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Yes Oh lovely, brown, blue and pink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 The guy across the street from me is washing his fucking car again. Every Tuesday and Saturday the tosser spends at least 5 hours scrubbing down his Honda Civic His life is obviously sufficiently empty to keep this up There is a guy in my street who does the same thing Only thing in Cumbernauld that is washed ...probably the same street? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 (edited) ...probably the same street? Junior? Edited February 23, 2010 by Shawfield Stallion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I really hate it when you're listening to Galaxy - I know I shouldn't but sometimes I do - and they play the "best bits" from the breakfast show with Des and Vanessa. Always, always, crap. Never remotely funny. All Scottish dj's are rubbish, and they are the epitome of that generalisation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I really hate it when you're listening to Galaxy - I know I shouldn't but sometimes I do - and they play the "best bits" from the breakfast show with Des and Vanessa. Always, always, crap. Never remotely funny. All Scottish dj's are rubbish, and they are the epitome of that generalisation. Vanessa's impression of Nelson Mandela wasn't too bad. "Chilli beef!" It doesn't really translate that well into text... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Wee Bob, for fucks sake she didn't need to know you stupid cnut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Whoever it was who said that logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob was spot on. My Petty Thing is the fact Ed Chaimberlin on Sky Sports News used the expression "Neil Harris is having a ball". I know there's a joke there somewhere but I can't quite get it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Whoever it was who said that logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob was spot on. That is quality! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Whoever it was who said that logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob was spot on. My Petty Thing is the fact Ed Chaimberlin on Sky Sports News used the expression "Neil Harris is having a ball". I know there's a joke there somewhere but I can't quite get it... Harsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Status Quo, they are such an average band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Did a good song with Scooter, not all that bad G-Man, don't go there ...it's been covered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Two of my good friends left town today to move to Sweden We're seriously dying in numbers here. I can't wait to leave now. Looks like I'll be going back to Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I saw a dog being hit by a car this morning. The stupid cow who was walking the dog just watched as it ran on to a main road and the woman in front of me swerved on to the other side of the road to avoid hitting it! Braw! Just cause a pile up because some daft bint can't control her moronic labrador. That's the third dog that I've seen being hit by a car and each and everyone of them just got up and started sprinting in any given direction. Humans are soft like. We'd just lie there buckled but dogs just run it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 i came into work this morning in a rather good mood for a change, but work has dragged on ridiculously long and destroyed my rare optimism for it in the process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I got my 'tickets' from Borussia Monchengladbach today. However, all the letter contained was a pamphlet abut the club and a letter in German with a small laminated piece of paper with a barcode and my name on it. I ordered 2 tickets, so am now a bit confused as to what to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I got my 'tickets' from Borussia Monchengladbach today. However, all the letter contained was a pamphlet abut the club and a letter in German with a small laminated piece of paper with a barcode and my name on it. I ordered 2 tickets, so am now a bit confused as to what to do. Presumably you scan the barcode at the stadium in lieu of giving the ticket to a human... that's how it works in Spain anyway. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I was going to get the subway to college this morning but they weren't running so I had to get a taxi. On the plus side the taxi driver only made me pay a fiver instead of £7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Presumably you scan the barcode at the stadium in lieu of giving the ticket to a human... that's how it works in Spain anyway. I thought that would be the case, but was expecting two such 'tickets', rather than having to run the risk of putting it into the reader and two of us having to sneak through the turnstyle at once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I thought that would be the case, but was expecting two such 'tickets', rather than having to run the risk of putting it into the reader and two of us having to sneak through the turnstyle at once. If you type out the letter I can translate it (or just scan it in and run it through google translator) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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