dave258 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Carnage! Something happened in my flat last night, at about 3am, which ended up with my flatmates boyfriend having an argument with my other two female flatmates who hate him (and his girlfriend). Long story short, one of them told him that his lass had pumped some other bloke a while back, so he punched a hole through the shitty dry wall, and was booted out of the building. So I got to go to sleep listening to the sound of crying, and the Glee soundtrack. f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Oh for fuck's sake. Since when was Wayne Bridge withdrawing from the England team worthy of debate on Question Time? It shouldn't even be in the news, he's a wee bawbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Oh for fuck's sake. Since when was Wayne Bridge withdrawing from the England team worthy of debate on Question Time? There's always some sort of non political question at the end that they all immediately dismiss as being non important and state there are more pressing political issues to discuss (so they can get some applause), before going on to chuck in their tuppence worth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 There's always some sort of non political question at the end that they all immediately dismiss as being non important and state there are more pressing political issues to discuss (so they can get some applause), before going on to chuck in their tuppence worth. True, but this is a non-story which has already been brought up in two previous Question Times. In what was a QT in Cardiff, it seems a bit pathetic that the England National Team is seen as worthy of discussion... again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Alarms. Firstly the fire-alarm in my block went off at 7.30 this morning! It then goes off again at 5.30 this evening when I'm about to have a wee sleep and now the alarm in the warehouse across the road is going off just as I was about to head to bed!! The alarm outside has now been on and off since I posted this. The alarm goes for 20 minutes then goes off for 20 minutes! It's so loud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 The rain is currently battering off the window with such force that it's managed to wake me up. Sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 My car gets vandalised with tomato ketchup, tampons and underwear from i girl that i was seeing in the college car park without me even knowing about it. And now i'm supposed to be guilty for telling the bitch she was out of line for taking the 'tame' prank too far? No! f**k off!! f**k right off!!! Needless to say i wont be going near her again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Being woken up at 7.30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 My car gets vandalised with tomato ketchup, tampons and underwear from i girl that i was seeing in the college car park without me even knowing about it. And now i'm supposed to be guilty for telling the bitch she was out of line for taking the 'tame' prank too far? No! f**k off!! f**k right off!!! Needless to say i wont be going near her again... did it all come out? I remember on my last day of school some girl got her car smeered in egg and flower and silly string.... could have been worse I suppose so consider yourself lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 My car gets vandalised with tomato ketchup, tampons and underwear from i girl that i was seeing in the college car park without me even knowing about it. And now i'm supposed to be guilty for telling the bitch she was out of line for taking the 'tame' prank too far? No! f**k off!! f**k right off!!! Needless to say i wont be going near her again... ....until one night out after a few drinks too many and a bawsack that's bigger than a spacehopper. We've all been there at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Staple the cúnt's tie to his desk. Have a red dot for putting an unnecessary accent in the word 'c**t'. Think on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 My car gets vandalised with tomato ketchup, tampons and underwear from i girl that i was seeing in the college car park without me even knowing about it. And now i'm supposed to be guilty for telling the bitch she was out of line for taking the 'tame' prank too far? No! f**k off!! f**k right off!!! Needless to say i wont be going near her again... Go to her house and top-decker her toilet (shite in the cisterin so everytime she flushes it's shitty water). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 "Ma choons urr always on shuffo." Oh, do f**k off, Spotify. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 A lorry threw up a couple of stones on my way to Uni this morning and chipped my windscreen. I've only just found out that my insurance company doesn't include windscreen cover, I'm mighty pissed off at myself for not noticing this when I took it out. I need to pay for any repair myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 A lorry threw up a couple of stones on my way to Uni this morning and chipped my windscreen. I've only just found out that my insurance company doesn't include windscreen cover, I'm mighty pissed off at myself for not noticing this when I took it out. I need to pay for any repair myself Payday for this bad mofo'! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Have a red dot for putting an unnecessary accent in the word 'c**t'. Think on. Fúck you, cúnto -9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Fúck you, cúnto minus lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Fúck you, cúnto If I'd had a green left, it would have been yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Temporary crown is a bit shoogly today Hope it lasts til Tuesday when I get the new one or I'll look like Shane McGowan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Fúck you, cúnto -423 -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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