theentomologist Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 you know that bit - you know the bit- in four weddings, yes I know I dont like it either but its relevant to this gripe so just go with it for now, where grant is at a wedding and get stuck at a table with every possible evil ex that he's ever had? I just had this experience at a function I was just at. safe to say I finished the meal, drained the bar of decent beer and left sharpish I suppose its enough I showed face, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I have a microwaveable lasagne microwaving just now. It takes ten minutes. There is nothing worth microwaving for ten minutes. Nothing. Microwaves should be on for three minutes max, then maybe another two minutes if it's something special. Never for ten. Ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Has anybody seen or heard of the lee nelson show? Caught a glimpse of it there. f**k me, it's tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Went for a slash this morning when I woke up. Pished like a racehorse for what seemed like an eternity and then dropped my watch down the pan. So I had to fish it out and wash it and dry it and I don't want to bloody wear the thing now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Woke up dying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Woke up dying. Better luck tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Woke up dying. Your mum probably had your pillow placed gently over your face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I have a microwaveable lasagne microwaving just now. It takes ten minutes. There is nothing worth microwaving for ten minutes. Nothing. Microwaves should be on for three minutes max, then maybe another two minutes if it's something special. Never for ten. Ridiculous. Ten minutes isn't a micromeal, that's cooking! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Woke up dying. Couldn't you have stayed asleep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I learned last night that a girl I went with three or four years ago now munches carpets. I didn't think I was that bad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 My parents have asked me to do a little song for their 25th anniversary party today. I know it's about 30-40 people, but this is my first song and it has only just been lately. It still more than enough people to f**k up in front off. I'm absolutely fearing for myself here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I learned last night that a girl I went with three or four years ago now munches carpets. I didn't think I was that bad! I swear I'm not joking, the same thing happened to me a couple of years ago. I honestly think it was my fault though, I was a right c**t to her. Her burd is decent though! Trying to beast her. Don't know what that says about us, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Fucking religous people man i was walking bout last night and they were standing on the street corner spouting there pish.I just kept asking him to explain a giraffe he got so annoyed . Protip dont make eye contact with religous people,once you look into ther eyes is too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I swear I'm not joking, the same thing happened to me a couple of years ago. I honestly think it was my fault though, I was a right c**t to her. Her burd is decent though! Trying to beast her. Don't know what that says about us, mind. I honestly don't think you're going to get many posters disagreeing with that statement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Every time I work in a library for any length of time I get really bad joint pain in my hands. At the moment one of my fingers is really swollen and throbs like a lady dog every time I grip something or stretch it. I got this years ago when I worked in the library full time but then it was my whole hand that was affected. I got sent for X rays and blood tests to see if they could determine the cause but before I could see a specialist I quit my job and began working in something totally different. By the time my appointment with the specialist came up the problem had cleared up on its own. Now I’m back working in the library it’s flared up again. Once every 10 days or so it comes up and remains sore for around 3 days. Pain in the neck or hand in this case. Wonder if it’s some kind of RSS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Every time I work in a library for any length of time I get really bad joint pain in my hands. At the moment one of my fingers is really swollen and throbs like a lady dog every time I grip something or stretch it. I got this years ago when I worked in the library full time but then it was my whole hand that was affected. I got sent for X rays and blood tests to see if they could determine the cause but before I could see a specialist I quit my job and began working in something totally different. By the time my appointment with the specialist came up the problem had cleared up on its own. Now I’m back working in the library it’s flared up again. Once every 10 days or so it comes up and remains sore for around 3 days. Pain in the neck or hand in this case. Wonder if it’s some kind of RSS. Could be worse you could have a hardback. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I honestly don't think you're going to get many posters disagreeing with that statement Blair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Blair Nah. You are most definitely a nyaff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 (edited) Every time I work in a library for any length of time I get really bad joint pain in my hands. At the moment one of my fingers is really swollen and throbs like a lady dog every time I grip something or stretch it. I got this years ago when I worked in the library full time but then it was my whole hand that was affected. I got sent for X rays and blood tests to see if they could determine the cause but before I could see a specialist I quit my job and began working in something totally different. By the time my appointment with the specialist came up the problem had cleared up on its own. Now I'm back working in the library it's flared up again. Once every 10 days or so it comes up and remains sore for around 3 days. Pain in the neck or hand in this case. Wonder if it's some kind of RSS. You might want to read a couple of detective novels to brush up on your powers of deduction as I feel there may be a strong link here Edited June 26, 2010 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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