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Bloody hell guys. Some of us been married 3 times (so far), you're just so much a bunch of wet fannies "ooooh better not upset her" american sit-com-type-wet-twats!

You're all whoever the wet c**t from Friends was that wanted to shag the one with the hair.

Pussies!

Can't help but think that you're the common link in these marriage breakdowns, champ.

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Where do I get one of them?

Haven't a clue pal. I just got lucky. I do have an absolutely massive cock though, which might have assisted me. :angel

Who actually said 'ooh, better not upset her'?

Adam, just after he typed 'I've broken her spirit'. :lol:

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That Google advert on tv with the mother who makes the bags. It enrages me for some unknown reason.

Although the music might have a lot to do with it. Twee, sickening pish.

The mushy one with the couple getting back together is even worse.

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On this website so Matty your gonna have the choice of princess of paradise or kara_hibee

Choose wisely.

My birds okay with everything I do, she does however have this annoying habit when I'm out of phoning me randomly to see how I am, and then phoning to make sure I get home okay.

Yeah. What is your bird doing caring about you. THE BITCH!

Sorry I should have added in if I don't answer my phone because its shit signal, can't hear it or in passed out in my bed she rings me until I answer and then goes mad down the phone for making her worried

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Haven't a clue pal. I just got lucky. I do have an absolutely massive cock though, which might have assisted me. :angel

Adam, just after he typed 'I've broken her spirit'. :lol:

Mines is roughly 7 inches flaccid and 21 inches erect. Is this a decent size?

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Mines is roughly 7 inches flaccid and 21 inches erect. Is this a decent size?

Normally this is only useful if you want to fcuk horses. But thanks to the miracle of modern medical science, you may be able to train a human partner to cope with your prodigious endowment. http://www.sdsd.scot.nhs.uk/Information%20leaflets/Vaginal%20dilatation%20leaflet%20final.pdf

However, you should always have an ultrasound operative monitoring your partner during coitus, to preserve the integrity of vital organs.

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