Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[endieinreekie]

Squeaky wheels on a shopping trolley.

Should have smeared shite on the offending wheel IMO.

[Grim O'Grady]

Bus drivers, well not the double decker ones (on this matter), it's them that drive the single deck ones, why ffs can they not pull in to a bus stop without leaving the arse end of the bus sticking out making it impossible to get past them? There's a massive yellow line painted bus stop place painted on the road for 'em, but oh no, no need to drive in to it in a straight road courteous manner, f**k, that, leave the arse end sticking out so no c**t can get past. I'm starting to dribble with anger I am, it's more than petty to me!

Grimbo

[Enigma]

Children in pissing need tonight. No Have I Got News For You. I'll have to look out a DVD.

[invergowrie arab]

Coming from hard weeks work to be greeted with a glass of sub par wine.

#middleclassproblems

[philpy]

Ellie goulding doing the children in need song. Good grief.

[WaffenThinMint]

Ellie goulding doing the children in need song. Good grief.

"Hello police. We need an armed response team round to the BBC studios. There's a bleach blonde in there who is murdering the Waterboys..."

[philpy]

NOOOO!!! NO THE FUCKING FOX!!!!

[djchapsticks]

"Hello police. We need an armed response team round to the BBC studios. There's a bleach blonde in there who is murdering the Waterboys..."

"Don't bother with the sirens, though"

[ajwffc]

Queen Street Station in Glasgow. Why do you wait until a nano second before a train is due to depart before you put the bloody departure platform on the board? Come on; the Edinburgh train from Glasgow is the one that has just arrived from Embra several minutes earlier, and I'm sure you know what platform it is coming in to?

Tantrum over.

Think it is due the Station running at capacity and it helps them change the trains booked diagrams when thing go wrong.

[pandarilla]

McBusted

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Ian Broudie thinking that he can sing in tune, let alone sing a Beatles song.

[Swarley]

This Claire sounds like a bit of a tart, half of P&B are at her.

[Hedgecutter]

Although it's a good thing overall, it does annoy me a wee bit when people don't give a flying f*** about an illness or charity but then go all out fundraising and promoting it as soon as a family member or friend is hit by [insert condition here].

[Audaces Fortuna Juvat]

Now, now, you of all people should now how devastating that is..................

[Jamaldo]

With regards to Children in Need, is there any way of finding out how the proceeds are spread about? I don't think I've every seen a report showing what's being done with the money or who specifically has received it.

Not that I'm suggesting anything untoward of course.

[Enigma]

With regards to Children in Need, is there any way of finding out how the proceeds are spread about? I don't think I've every seen a report showing what's being done with the money or who specifically has received it.

Not that I'm suggesting anything untoward of course.

More importantly how much is left after Wogan has taken his cut?

[capybara]

Bloody hell shops where busy. Still on the up side bevy in.

[Hedgecutter]

Weegie shop assistants that keep calling you 'darling'.

[thehoss]

Weegie shop assistants that keep calling you 'darling'.

Maybe he/she is paying you a compliment.

[Audaces Fortuna Juvat]

At least they're talking to you. How often do you go into a shop, usually Tesco and the ignorant b*****d serving continues her monotonous conversation with her spotty colleague instead of even having the decency to acknowledge you.

I always make a point of thanking them for letting me listen to their conversation as I depart.

Even worse, the orange-faced overly made-up harridans who make you wait until they have finished their inane conversation before deigning to serve you.