Jamaldo Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I nearly kept writing the word "seething" in my English prelim. What a fud. That made me burst out laughing for some reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Filling up the car with diesel then trying to remember the mileage for the fuel card. Walking to the kiosk, muttering under my breath, "51532, 51532, 51532, 51532" "Hello. What pump number?" "51532, 51532, er, pump 3 please, 51532, 51532" "That's 54.5 litres?" "51532, 51532, aye, 51532, 51532" "That'll be £72.86 please" "51532, 51532, aye, here's the card, 5135 .. 5123 ... what the?" "What's the mileage please?" "Ahhhhhh fuuuuck!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Tying to do my dissertation this afternoon, which I'm already behind on. Not only did roadworks start outside, I managed to get very little done before I got a migraine. Only just woken up from my attempted power nap and I've still got a sore head. That'll be the end of that that for the day. f**k!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I'm in the same boat, but no way am I staying on next year I'm only staying because i get paid now and can't be fucked doing anything else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Just back in from having supper at a friends house, been there since 7pm. I was driving because I'm working tommorow. The wife seems to think its funny to sit and sip the same glass off wine for nearly an hour, whilst blethering to her pal, while I'm sitting there wanting to get to my bed, Cos I'm up at 6.40 in the morning. Unreasonable behaviour on her behalf surely?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Just back in from having supper at a friends house, been there since 7pm. I was driving because I'm working tommorow. The wife seems to think its funny to sit and sip the same glass off wine for nearly an hour, whilst blethering to her pal, while I'm sitting there wanting to get to my bed, Cos I'm up at 6.40 in the morning. Unreasonable behaviour on her behalf surely?? Why? She doesn't have to get up at 6.40 too does she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Does she f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Does she f**k. Get to your fcuking bed philpy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I would, but had a coffee when we got in, can't bloody sleep now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Does she f**k. No by the sounds of it.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I would, but had a coffee when we got in, can't bloody sleep now! That invalidates your earlier rant about your wife then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I would, but had a coffee when we got in, can't bloody sleep now! Oh philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Is she not in the mood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I would, but had a coffee when we got in, can't bloody sleep now! You had a rant about your wife chatting too long with her mate and keeping you from going to your bed, then when you got home and had the chance to sleep, you decided to take the time to make and drink coffee of all things instead? Are you on planet earth?! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Is she not in the mood? Doesn't sound like the wife's pal was either. Worst swingers party ever Philpy? ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Doesn't sound like the wife's pal was either. Worst swingers party ever Philpy? ;-) Are you suggesting philpy pulled his own car keys out of the fruit bowl?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Are you suggesting philpy pulled his own car keys out of the fruit bowl?! That could be an accurate euphemism of what happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Heavy night on the drink. No Irn Bru in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Heavy night on the drink. No Irn Bru. In the fridge. Just how pissed were you? Get out before you catch your death of cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Heavy night on the drink. No Irn Bru in the fridge. When did you move to Canada? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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