capybara Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I had a guy wanting me to pick up 6 boxes with plates inside them with no packing ,needless to say I refused to pick them up as the would have been smashed in transit.He was not a happy guy at all. this women was bloody rude a box is at tge hub and has dry ice. If it was so vital do not stick it in the overnights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Nope just a knob. Fat fingers meant I edited your post in error,sorry me bad. You probably improved it, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 These are the worst people. Get 11 players lined up for next week then drop him at the last minute telling him there's been a mistake in counting. Yup, plan already in place for this next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 EE's network is down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I'm 19 next Wednesday and I don't feel like it at all. It's hardly a big age by any means but I still feel like a wee boy for f**k's sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 That's because you are!Aye, I'm a wee boy to you, auld yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Shouldn't you be in yer bed ya whippersnapper? Yep, and I'll wake up with sheets that are pish free, it's a shame the same can't be said for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Was just in WH Smith buying a magazine and I forgot that they give you loads of pishy vouchers. They were fired in to the bin outside to nestle among their various companions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 "Everything Everywhere" being "Nothing anywhere" for the last 2 hours. Right, which one of you is the funny c*nt? EEVerified account@EE @KxvLL Working on it sir We'll keep you updated pic.twitter.com/JJnsCq4rX3 Reply Retweet Favorite More RETWEETS144 FAVORITES105 12:56 PM - 19 Mar 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Hang on EE's down. Crying shame I'm with T-Mobile who have amalgamated to certain extent and my networks fine. My wee EE internet signals as strong as ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I have to go to a funeral tomorrow. Can't be arsed to be honest but its the wife's auntie. Pass the time by playing funeral bingo. To get you started..... "She's in a better place now" "She's at rest now" "At least it was painless" (unless of course it was very painful) I'm sure there are lots of others 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I have to go to a funeral tomorrow. Can't be arsed to be honest but its the wife's auntie. I was at one the other week where everyone wore the traditional black as requested except the only gay guy in the missus family who rocked up in a grey suit, white shirt and pink tie. He looked fabulous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Don't forget... "She had a good innings" (this tired cliche must have them rolling in the aisles if the deceased actually used to play cricket) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Right, which one of you is the funny c*nt? EEVerified account@EE @KxvLL Working on it sir We'll keep you updated pic.twitter.com/JJnsCq4rX3 Reply Retweet Favorite More RETWEETS144 FAVORITES105 12:56 PM - 19 Mar 2014 :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Pass the time by playing funeral bingo. To get you started..... "She's in a better place now" "She's at rest now" "At least it was painless" (unless of course it was very painful) I'm sure there are lots of others I will give you £100 if you loudly 'boooo' and heckle during the eulogy. I will give you another £100 if you sing an offensive song directed at the corpse as the coffin is lowered in the ground or at the finale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Sorted. I'll draw up a card tonight for me to score them off. Tempting, very tempting. Otherwise I was considering going as a full kit Aberdeen w****r. Don't take a vuvuzela, they hate that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 People who can't grasp the concept of one door for entrance and one for leaving. See also; a set of stairs divided in the middle by a railing whereby one side is for going up and one for descending. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 People who stand in the doorway of a shop fiddling about with their phone. Get out of the fucking way and let others by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Driving. Fucking hate it but needs must. Going to Braehead tomorrow and the thought of sitting for nearly 2 hours doing nothing except, well driving, is killing me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Driving. Fucking hate it but needs must. Going to Braehead tomorrow and the thought of sitting for nearly 2 hours doing nothing except, well driving, is killing me. Sounds. Music, comedy, play, documentary, whatever. Keep it quite loud so you don't notice if you hit someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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