invergowrie arab Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Probably one to file under weirdo behaviour rather than pttgoyn but I was in the changing rooms today looking at mens cocks getting dressed when i noticed the guy beside me puts his shirt before his undies, fair enough we all different. Then he puts his tie on and then his jacket and zips jacket up all whilst still standing there with his balls out. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Probably one to file under weirdo behaviour rather than pttgoyn but I was in the changing rooms today looking at mens cocks getting dressed when i noticed the guy beside me puts his shirt before his undies, fair enough we all different. Then he puts his tie on and then his jacket and zips jacket up all whilst still standing there with his balls out. WTF? Weirdo? Aye, you watching! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Probably one to file under weirdo behaviour rather than pttgoyn but I was in the changing rooms today looking at mens cocks getting dressed when i noticed the guy beside me puts his shirt before his undies, fair enough we all different. Then he puts his tie on and then his jacket and zips jacket up all whilst still standing there with his balls out. WTF? Who's behaviour are you classifying as weirdo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Who is the real sick man in this so called society? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Who is the real sick man in this so called society? The man who puts his cock on shown unnecessarily or the one who watches. Tough call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Probably one to file under weirdo behaviour rather than pttgoyn but I was in the changing rooms today looking at mens cocks getting dressed when i noticed the guy beside me puts his shirt before his undies, fair enough we all different. Then he puts his tie on and then his jacket and zips jacket up all whilst still standing there with his balls out. WTF? Can't help but think he's still there now, naked from the waist down barring socks and shoes, pining for the gentle caress of a caring hand on his nutsack. How will you sleep, you monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 At 1 this morning I heard something moving in my room. Like plastic bags being rustled. I have no idea what's making the noise but I doesn't help knowing that my mum left my window wide open all day and the cat was sniffing around under my bed suspiciously when I got home. 2 hours later here we are, I'm awake. Pulled the bags out from under the bed. Who knows what the f**k is going on but I've been shitting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 At 1 this morning I heard something moving in my room. Like plastic bags being rustled. I have no idea what's making the noise but I doesn't help knowing that my mum left my window wide open all day and the cat was sniffing around under my bed suspiciously when I got home. 2 hours later here we are, I'm awake. Pulled the bags out from under the bed. Who knows what the f**k is going on but I've been shitting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 There it is again, it's still fucking happening. I simply cannot locate the source of the noise. It sounds more like a rustling, crunching sound. It may even be coming from inside the walls. This is fucking me up big time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 There it is again, it's still fucking happening. I simply cannot locate the source of the noise. It sounds more like a rustling, crunching sound. It may even be coming from inside the walls. This is fucking me up big time. I was going to post a picture of a scene from the Exorcist, but i can`t bring myself to look at one at this time of the morning. (i will also not be looking at this thread again tonight as i fully expect someone else to post said picture...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I was going to post a picture of a scene from the Exorcist, but i can`t bring myself to look at one at this time of the morning. (i will also not be looking at this thread again tonight as i fully expect someone else to post said picture...) I'm traumatised enough as it is. Since the last update I've stayed awake to listen for more noise...it's coming from the foot of my bed, but it sounds like whatever is making the sound is inside the wall or beneath the floor boards. So it might not be in my room. It still begs the question though: what and where the f**k is this thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 UPDATE: Absolute early morning scenes here. I hear a bird go mental just outside my window. Leaping up I pull up the blinds to see a hedgehog eating a bird. Wtf. Is this what's been making the noise? I thought it might have been until...there it is again. And this time it's right under my bed. I'm going to have to investigate further and pull everything out. I can't deal with this. Whatever I encounter is going to get a punch in the pus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Time to wake your mum up IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Time to wake your mum up IMO. Didn't need to, for she heard me up and about my room and came to investigate. The noise was located to a plastic bag under my bed. We lifted the bag and... It's a baby bird. A fucking baby bird. He was spared the punch in the pus. Think that's pretty good of me considering its shat on my floor. Poor little guy must have been brought in by my cat, which is bizarre. He never brings animals into the house because he knows he'll get a slap on the nose for it. It's been an eventful morning. Thank god I'm not working till 5pm, otherwise I'd be absolutely raging about this. Still not happy though. The cats going to get that punch in pus instead. I'm going back to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tinkerbelle Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 So how exactly did these men's cocks get dressed though? Dipped in flour, egg and Ruskoline? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Didn't need to, for she heard me up and about my room and came to investigate. The noise was located to a plastic bag under my bed. We lifted the bag and... It's a baby bird. A fucking baby bird. He was spared the punch in the pus. Think that's pretty good of me considering its shat on my floor. Poor little guy must have been brought in by my cat, which is bizarre. He never brings animals into the house because he knows he'll get a slap on the nose for it. It's been an eventful morning. Thank god I'm not working till 5pm, otherwise I'd be absolutely raging about this. Still not happy though. The cats going to get that punch in pus instead. I'm going back to sleep. It looks dead. You didn't kill it, did you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 First time you've had a bird in your bedroom? It's the first time he's had a bird in a polythene bag in his bedroom. I suspect it won't be the last. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Fucking tourists. My favourite pub to watch football, with a covered beer garden and a big outside telly, is cram packed full of mainly German and Spanish tourists ordering meals and coffees and not even watching the World Cup when their own team is playing. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) People that invade your space when waiting in line at the supermarket checkouts...........seriously?! Do you really think you'll get served any quicker standing immediately behind me or were you planning on entering my pin for me?! Edited June 17, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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