Hedgecutter Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Haar. 5 mins ago I was in a tropical Aberdeen and now Cove and Portlethen have totally vanished from existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Haar. 5 mins ago I was in a tropical Aberdeen and now Cove and Portlethen have totally vanished from existence. That will not last long, be tropical again shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 That will not last long, be tropical again shortly. The view northwards from the still tropical Dunnottar Castle (on the edge of the haar) is quite spectacular though. Like watching a giant white alien slug a few miles long climb onto the land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Inbred shitehouse wankers that turn up to their kids' school award ceremonies and stand braying at each other at the back of the hall. Bonus points for whinging about how bored you are while playing Angry Birds on your phone. I'm sure your kid has already worked out that you couldn't care less about them - do everyone a favour and stay home to watch Jeremy Kyle next year. Either that, or go drown yourself in a vat of rancid urine samples from the hospital, you utter c***s. (or so I said, in my dreams) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Haar. 5 mins ago I was in a tropical Aberdeen and now Cove and Portlethen have totally vanished from existence. No bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Read somewhere a while back that house spiders are as useless outdoors as domesticated mice and rabbits - put them outside and they can't take care of themselves. So, you have the option of living with creatures that look like your worst crack-induced nightmare, or killing them (one way or another) and living with the guilt. Admittedly that's not much of a choice Protip: don't dust the cobwebs. You only see them when they're looking for a new home. Leave their torture dens alone and they'll murder the living crap out of any flying beasties that even look at your place the wrong way if god came down and asked me if I had to chose between world peace or wipeout all of the spder population , I would choose extinction of spiders everytime and i believe the result would be a happier human race. a win win . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 if god came down and asked me if I had to chose between world peace or wipeout all of the spder population , I would choose extinction of spiders everytime and i believe the result would be a happier human race. a win win . And we would end up swarmed by flies! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Starting a thread called Strange, Weird Or Funny Things You've Seen Today and c***s posting things on it they saw yesterday !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 And we would end up swarmed by flies! i would take my chances 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Starting a thread called Strange, Weird Or Funny Things You've Seen Today and c***s posting things on it they saw yesterday !!! I'm going to post something I'm going to see tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I'm going to post something I'm going to see tomorrow. As long as you post it yesterday, that's fine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 As long as you post it yesterday, that's fine Yesterday today or yesterday tomorrow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Who flung dung? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 No, who's on first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) When two teams who are playing in a Cup Final play each other in the league a few weeks beforehand, and the press brand it as a "dress rehearsal". Do they not realise league form goes out the window in cup games? Edited June 18, 2014 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 It didn't in the Scottish Cup. No, no it didn't. Anyway I thought the phrase was form goes out the window in derbies. Altho that's Pish too as as far as I can remember hearts and United have never lost one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 There's a Mrs Browns Boys film apparently. FFS Good to see I'm not the only person who thinks it's shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Really don't get Mrs Brown's boys......utter shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 face paint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 There's a Mrs Browns Boys film apparently. FFS There is no hope..................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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