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Read somewhere a while back that house spiders are as useless outdoors as domesticated mice and rabbits - put them outside and they can't take care of themselves. So, you have the option of living with creatures that look like your worst crack-induced nightmare, or killing them (one way or another) and living with the guilt. Admittedly that's not much of a choice :P

Protip: don't dust the cobwebs. You only see them when they're looking for a new home. Leave their torture dens alone and they'll murder the living crap out of any flying beasties that even look at your place the wrong way :thumsup2

if god came down and asked me if I had to chose between world peace or wipeout all of the spder population , I would choose extinction of spiders everytime and i believe the result would be a happier human race. a win win .

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if god came down and asked me if I had to chose between world peace or wipeout all of the spder population , I would choose extinction of spiders everytime and i believe the result would be a happier human race. a win win .

And we would end up swarmed by flies!

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Starting a thread called Strange, Weird Or Funny Things You've Seen Today and c***s posting things on it they saw yesterday !!! ;)

I'm going to post something I'm going to see tomorrow.

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When two teams who are playing in a Cup Final play each other in the league a few weeks beforehand, and the press brand it as a "dress rehearsal". Do they not realise league form goes out the window in cup games?

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And we would end up swarmed by flies!

Apparently there'd be so many that we wouldn't be able to breathe without getting a lungful.

But yeah, death or hideous nightmare monster arachnids...it would definitely need some thought :shutup

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The whole self promotion culture of Facebook.

Every c**t trying to outdo every other c**t with how great their lives are.

Was away for a holiday last week and even my fucking mates were putting up our photos as they were on holiday, the only reason I can think of is to gain likes and impress people.

The problem is, if you refuse to participate in this culture you are a bit of an outsider. It's all just tedious and shite. Looking forward to Facebook etc dying out.

Why did you choose the username of Charles Manson?

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