19QOS19 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 When folk do the "Guess how much...", "How old do you think...", "How long do you think it took..." and wait for you to have a guess, when in all honesty you can't be f£cked guessing, you'd rather they just told you and you could move on. Then they get pissy if you make it quite obvious you don't want to guess you just want facts! It happened to me yesterday. I was brushing my teeth and my missus came in and asked me to guess how much money Mr A. had given Mr and Miss B. as a wedding present. With a mouthful of toothpaste I try and say "Dunno, how much?" She's not happy with this and continues to push me to guess. I eventually crack and with slevvers of Oral B running down my chin and dripping onto my work clothes I manage to spray a mint smelling sentence shouting "£500?!?!" At which point she looks at me as if I'm a complete f&cking lunatic at making such a stupid guesstimate. "Eh naw, £300". I then get to spit out my toothpaste and go back to the livingroom with an obvious raging demeanour and she says the 5 words that can send any peace loving person into a seething mess - "What's the mater wae you?!" Unbelievable! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 When folk do the "Guess how much...", "How old do you think...", "How long do you think it took..." and wait for you to have a guess, when in all honesty you can't be f£cked guessing, you'd rather they just told you and you could move on. Then they get pissy if you make it quite obvious you don't want to guess you just want facts! Fucking hell, my son does this. He's only young, and thinks the idea is to make the person guess the exact answer, and won't tell you until you get it right. "Hey dad, guess which room in the house is on fire?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Hipsters with their oversized fashion headphones. Airports full of them. You're not cool, and you have ben ripped off for headphones that provide poor sound quality. Twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Hipsters with their oversized fashion headphones. Airports full of them. You're not cool, and you have ben ripped off for headphones that provide poor sound quality. Twats. Stumbled upon a display of those things a while back - kudos to the retailers for managing to sell them at those prices 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Yes/No vote threads. As long as my bins still get collected I could not give a monkeys chuff as to who wins or loses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Hipsters with their oversized fashion headphones. Airports full of them. You're not cool, and you have ben ripped off for headphones that provide poor sound quality. Twats. Any excuse to play this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I've already activated Sky Sports 5. Why the f**k do I still have a wee thing in the bottom corner telling me to do it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I've already activated Sky Sports 5. Why the f**k do I still have a wee thing in the bottom corner telling me to do it? It's a reminder that you have too much disposable income. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 It's a reminder that you have too much disposable income. I reckon he's loaded and forgotten to close the toilet window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Any excuse to play this. Just bought a single gear bike. I had no idea what it meant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Just bought a single gear bike. I had no idea what it meant. You only need one outfit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Babies who stink of shit. And greet. And want fed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Babies who stink of shit. And greet. And want fed. Well, that didn't take long 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Babies who stink of shit. And greet. And want fed. Pass it to the Grand-ma and get back to the pub for a back flip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Babies who stink of shit. And greet. And want fed. happy grandparent day... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I've already activated Sky Sports 5. Why the f**k do I still have a wee thing in the bottom corner telling me to do it? This. The reason the great BT migration is a coming, IMHO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 This. The reason the great BT migration is a coming, IMHO. BT doing their best to stop that... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-28902300 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Bike got nicked from work last night. Security guards watched it happening on CTV then asked the three of us who'd had our bikes stolen to phone the police. Thanks guys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Made a right c**t of getting into my scratcher tonight, and have subsequently injured my right arse. Had to dinghy the parkrun this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Made a right c**t of getting into my scratcher tonight, and have subsequently injured my right arse. Had to dinghy the parkrun this morning. Sexual misadventure type post imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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