19QOS19 Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 aids, cancer, ebola etc r all worse I can't comment on cancer, but from personal experience Aids n Ebola were a b£stard right enough. A word of warning, don't let your mates persuade you to have your stag do in Africa. Stick to Newcastle or Prague! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Please accept my condolences. That's a shit hand you've been dealt. It washes off, it's not that serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My car was vandalised last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My car was vandalised last night. That's a proper bastàrd. Happened to me a few years ago. Put the car in dock over Christmas/new year, and meant a trip to Bootham Crescent instead of TTOP for New Year football. Threw it down all match, finished 0-0, and Mrs WRK got stuck in the turnstiles on the way in. * Didn't even fuicking nick anything, the little buggers. She was six months gone with Rosette One, tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My gran has aids,cancer and Ebola. I don't think you should be laughing about it. At least they'll take her mind off the crabs you gave her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 People that show up at your house unannounced then seem surprised that you're about to head out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Wish it was Just spray paint,looks like it may be a total loss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Wish it was Just spray paint,looks like it may be a total loss. Utter c***s. What was they done to the car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Stuck in the house yesterday with a raging headache that had been building all week, so no Hertz game for me. Our internet connection dies at 2:45pm and doesn't come back up until about fifteen minutes after the Scotland game has finished. Radio Scotland's coverage of virtually every club game in Scotland consisted of an early confirmation that the games were taking place, and practically f**k all else until time for final scores. Also, more than four hours of, "Dad, is the internet working yet?" while I cower in the dark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Utter c***s. What was they done to the car? Poured paint stripper over it,keyed it and jumped on the roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Poured paint stripper over it,keyed it and jumped on the roof. That doesn't sound like random drunken japes, but hopefully it will still get you from A-B. Have you banhammered anyone local recently? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1413119798.264247.jpg Strange choice of replacement you picked. Doesn't look very comfortable. Did you actually Google "dildo bike"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Did you actually Google "dildo bike"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Poured paint stripper over it,keyed it and jumped on the roof. Wow Reads like the work of an ex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Some complete shitebag drove into the back of my car yesterday and drove off - though not fast enough because I managed to get his registration number. However, in spite of how busy it was, I don't have any witnesses and he's hardly going to be stupid enough to admit to it. I'm fine and the car has a few scratches to the rear bumper but nothing more serious and I gave the details to the police anyway but it's still fucking annoying that he didn't at least stop and check everything was Ok. Gonnae put money on one of the following... He isn't insured and taxed. He was over the limit or high He didn't have a licence The car is stolen The car is wanted for a crime The car isn't paid for Either way their was no way he was waiting on you phoning the polis. Keep us up to speed Mrs M. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Either left my phone at my mates house, which is fine, or left it on a bus/street/McDonalds. I did say the other day I needed to get a new phone but this wasn't the way I envisaged things going. Not too bothered if it's a lost cause but I'm going to be gutted that all my pictures and stuff are gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 So in the last few posts we've had Mrs M having her car smashed into, me losing my bank card, keithgy getting his car vandalised and now Smurph losing his phone. We are so petty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 So in the last few posts we've had Mrs M having her car smashed into, me losing my bank card, keithgy getting his car vandalised and now Smurph losing his phone. We are so petty. It's clear Mumsnet are targeting us. The question is, what are we going to do about it?!? Personally, I'm hiding under the duvet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 So in the last few posts we've had Mrs M having her car smashed into, me losing my bank card, keithgy getting his car vandalised and now Smurph losing his phone. We are so petty. My headache trumps all of these things TBF. And none of you c***s even care! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 It's clear Mumsnet are targeting us. The question is, what are we going to do about it?!? Personally, I'm hiding under the duvet. Threaten to show their "darling husbands" what they've been telling the internet behind their backs. Should go very quiet very quickly. Or escalate into open warfare, depending on the time of the month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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