Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Any damage to your car? Aye, a broken light and a ding in the bumper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Aye, a broken light and a ding in the bumper. Ooooh merry Xmas that. And they say their is never a need for violence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I just spat my juice out laughing at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Hmmm... Could be adding 2&2 and getting 5 but has Keithgy done a hit n run, only for his motor to suffer the wrath of a furious Mrs M?? Ha, Keith already knows me and what I drive. He'd have stopped to laugh if nothing else! If he does say someone else was driving it would you volunteer to be the 1 who says yeah I hit the woman and bolted from the scene? I'm not so sure he will try the 'what accident' patter. The polis aren't stupid and would see right through him. You said you have minor cosmetic scratches and I bet he does too. If he went down this route the polis will assume he wasn't sober at the time and was buying time. We'll just see what happens, I suppose. Like I say, it's so minor that the police aren't likely to be that interested in it other than giving him a telling off and a warning not to do it again. I've not contacted the insurance company and in fact the police said I didn't have any real need to, unless I couldn't possibly live with a couple of scratches in my bumper though I think it's a requirement under the terms of insurance policies to report these things. I just think I'd be shooting myself in the foot by notifying them of an incident that I've no intention of making a claim for. I'm fairly sure my next insurance quote would reflect it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1413119798.264247.jpg Strange choice of replacement you picked. Doesn't look very comfortable. no that new saddle was ok coz u broke me in quite well wae ur girth of that ankle spankin man hammer u got. i could weather any storm, cute buns. xxx (tongues) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 no that new saddle was ok coz u broke me in quite well wae ur girth of that ankle spankin man hammer u got. i could weather any storm, cute buns. xxx (tongues) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 People that show up at your house unannounced then seem surprised that you're about to head out aye turn up pissed n no uv got a council flat wae grasses below. im the same. pretend ur goin sumwhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Poured paint stripper over it,keyed it and jumped on the roof. utter c***s n i believe god disnae pay his debts in money. karma wil gt these scumbags 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My dog has farted, it's so bad I can taste it.my pAls gt a staffy bitch n thats all shes does. defo nt a lady lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Genuinely don't understand what Mon The Candy is saying. Am I being whooshed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 The fact I need to leave my missus down in Englandshire and move back to Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 The fact I need to leave my missus down in Englandshire and move back to Edinburgh. Is she in quarantine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Genuinely don't understand what Mon The Candy is saying. Am I being whooshed? wot do u nt understand n ill explain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 wot do u nt understand n ill explain I really don't think you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 wot do u nt understand n ill explain me lick donuts too he he 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 People who wear hats indoors. 'Look at me' sub-human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 People who wear hats indoors. 'Look at me' sub-human scum. and sunglasses! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Women who wear sunglasses as a hair accessory rather than something to keep the sun out of their eyes. Especially when it's not sunny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 The car is definitely insured and registered to someone, though whether it was the person driving at the time is unknown. He can easily say it was someone else driving at the time or, because there's no other witnesses (plenty of people about but no one else was likely to stop either) say nothing happened at all if he so chose to. That's the annoying thing. He could have stopped, seen everything was fine other than a bit of cosmetic damage and gone about his day and nothing else would have been said. He didn't stop and therefore, he's a w**k. I know fine nothing will come of it but if a visit from the local plod at least makes him think twice, that'll do for me. go in his work, tell a manager wit hes doin n say ur gonna go the press abt it. Manager will shite it call him in m that should b it sorted. If he doesnt go to a tabloid like the sun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 go in his work, tell a manager wit hes doin n say ur gonna go the press abt it. Manager will shite it call him in m that should b it sorted. If he doesnt go to a tabloid like the sun Yeeeeah, thanks and all but I'm not going to stalk the guy to find out where he works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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