Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Fans who run down to the front of the stand when their team scores. Also fans who run along the front of the stand following the direction of the celebrating scorer I'd love to see somebody attempt that from the back of the Norrie McCathie Stand. Would be thoroughly entertaining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryhorce Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Older teenagers still at school walking five a breast in a train station going over the bridge at a snails pace,when you want them to speed up so you can get your messages in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Kids on scooters in supermarkets. Parents, control your demon spawn. Someone must not have told them that the aisles arent actually the Monaco grand prix. Theres a time and a place to have a childs chin banging off your balls, but when you're trying to do your job or youre browsing the tins and condiments section isn't one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 . Theres a time and a place to have a childs chin banging off your balls,. Tell us more..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Kids on scooters in supermarkets. Parents, control your demon spawn. Someone must not have told them that the aisles arent actually the Monaco grand prix. Theres a time and a place to have a childs chin banging off your balls, but when you're trying to do your job or youre browsing the tins and condiments section isn't one of them. Hiding-in-plain-sight-type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryhorce Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Kids on scooters in supermarkets. Parents, control your demon spawn. Someone must not have told them that the aisles arent actually the Monaco grand prix. Theres a time and a place to have a childs chin banging off your balls, but when you're trying to do your job or youre browsing the tins and condiments section isn't one of them. See you soon on Beastwatch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Folk that happily play the radio in the car really quietly. Either turn it up loud enough to hear or just don't listen to it at all. I had a situation a while ago where I was getting picked up by friends of my wife in Edinburgh. During the journey they would make comments and a good few times I said "what" because the back speakers are so loud. A few days later my wife told me that they had asked me a few questions but I had basically ignored them. The girl explained to my wife that I probably didn't hear because it's so loud back there. 1st point. Why do people feel a need to put music on so loud in a car especially when conversation is gonnae happen? 2nd point. In cars is the only place people do this. Nobody puts the radio on when you are having a conversation in the kitchen or whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Suddenly every spider seen is some poisonous monster that will kill you. I blame the daily star for their sensationalist front page stories 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Suddenly every spider seen is some poisonous monster that will kill you. I blame the daily star for their sensationalist front page stories My missus has recently bought some stupid plug-in's and put conkers in the house to prevent spiders coming in. Last night there was a fly whizzing around for ages; give me spiders every day of the week. The worse thing they do is make a web which 9 times out of 10 isn't that big or noticeable but obviously effective enough to stop those flying b£stards coming in and fannying around the tele! 'mon the spiders!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Conkers? Bonkers! I'll give you better than that. She f£cking BOUGHT them!! We're a 5 minute walk away from a park full of them! I despair at times :-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) The Who currently on Sky Arts One, playing Boris. Never saw them do that live.. Edited October 5, 2014 by WhiteRoseKillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Getting a new job is harder than I thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Where the f**k do you buy conkers? Gulliblenumpties.com I imagine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 My missus has recently bought some stupid plug-in's and put conkers in the house to prevent spiders coming in. Last night there was a fly whizzing around for ages; give me spiders every day of the week. The worse thing they do is make a web which 9 times out of 10 isn't that big or noticeable but obviously effective enough to stop those flying b£stards coming in and fannying around the tele! 'mon the spiders!! The plug-ins do f**k all that repels spiders so, if they've disappeared from your house of late, the only explanation is that she's eating them. Also, conkers are well known props in satanic rituals, so I'd be pretty worried if I were you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The plug-ins do f**k all that repels spiders so, if they've disappeared from your house of late, the only explanation is that she's eating them. Also, conkers are well known props in satanic rituals, so I'd be pretty worried if I were you. There's yet another fly whizzing around tonight. I've not seen a spider since she's put them in but that's not to say I think they work. I've not even asked how much she forked out, I dread to think! If someone said to her an open bottle of water keeps them away she'd probably do that, as would many with an OTT fear of spiders I'd imagine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 There's yet another fly whizzing around tonight. I've not seen a spider since she's put them in but that's not to say I think they work. I've not even asked how much she forked out, I dread to think! If someone said to her an open bottle of water keeps them away she'd probably do that, as would many with an OTT fear of spiders I'd imagine! Tell her they're repelled by the smell of semen. There's bound to be a website to back that up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Tell her they're repelled by the smell of semen. There's bound to be a website to back that up. Nice idea! That'll be getting tried ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Conkers stop spiders coming in? Never heard of that before... This was an independent topic of discussion in the car home today FWIW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Aye - you put the conker on a string then use it to smack f**k out of any spider you see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I suppose if you're really good a conkers it might work, but you'd have to stay prepared and keep very vigilant, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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