welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Did you actually Google "dildo bike"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Poured paint stripper over it,keyed it and jumped on the roof. Wow Reads like the work of an ex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Some complete shitebag drove into the back of my car yesterday and drove off - though not fast enough because I managed to get his registration number. However, in spite of how busy it was, I don't have any witnesses and he's hardly going to be stupid enough to admit to it. I'm fine and the car has a few scratches to the rear bumper but nothing more serious and I gave the details to the police anyway but it's still fucking annoying that he didn't at least stop and check everything was Ok. Gonnae put money on one of the following... He isn't insured and taxed. He was over the limit or high He didn't have a licence The car is stolen The car is wanted for a crime The car isn't paid for Either way their was no way he was waiting on you phoning the polis. Keep us up to speed Mrs M. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Either left my phone at my mates house, which is fine, or left it on a bus/street/McDonalds. I did say the other day I needed to get a new phone but this wasn't the way I envisaged things going. Not too bothered if it's a lost cause but I'm going to be gutted that all my pictures and stuff are gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 So in the last few posts we've had Mrs M having her car smashed into, me losing my bank card, keithgy getting his car vandalised and now Smurph losing his phone. We are so petty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 So in the last few posts we've had Mrs M having her car smashed into, me losing my bank card, keithgy getting his car vandalised and now Smurph losing his phone. We are so petty. It's clear Mumsnet are targeting us. The question is, what are we going to do about it?!? Personally, I'm hiding under the duvet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 So in the last few posts we've had Mrs M having her car smashed into, me losing my bank card, keithgy getting his car vandalised and now Smurph losing his phone. We are so petty. My headache trumps all of these things TBF. And none of you c***s even care! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 It's clear Mumsnet are targeting us. The question is, what are we going to do about it?!? Personally, I'm hiding under the duvet. Threaten to show their "darling husbands" what they've been telling the internet behind their backs. Should go very quiet very quickly. Or escalate into open warfare, depending on the time of the month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Personally, I'm hiding under the duvet. with some wine and lube at the ready? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Poured paint stripper over it,keyed it and jumped on the roof. Possible suspect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 with some wine and lube at the ready? Anything for you, big boy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My mate has my phone so panic over. It's insane how losing your phone can make you feel and how seemingly everything comes to a standstill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My dog has farted, it's so bad I can taste it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My mate has my phone so panic over. It's insane how losing your phone can make you feel and how seemingly everything comes to a standstill. Mrs P took her phone swimming on Friday. It drowned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My dog has farted, it's so bad I can taste it. That's what you get for rimming your dug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My dog has farted, it's so bad I can taste it. ^^^ doing dogging wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I knew this would fucking happen, I should have been clearer, it is the miasma..............never mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I had a large "cafe caramella" at costa today at around 2pm. It finally wore off around 6pm. Never again. I'm usually ok with coffee as well. Had to stop the car and go for a walk around the shops at fort kinnaird to try and shake it off a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I had a large "cafe caramella" at costa today at around 2pm. It finally wore off around 6pm. Never again. I'm usually ok with coffee as well. Had to stop the car and go for a walk around the shops at fort kinnaird to try and shake it off a bit. Is FK a popular dogging area? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I seen plenty dogs walking out of sports direct.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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