die hard doonhamer Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 WTF are you using? You're not meant to pluck the fuckers out. One of these bad boys will sort you out painlessly in 10 seconds. http://www.lloydspharmacy.com/en/philips-nose-trimmer-245149%3Futm_source%3DGoogle%26utm_medium%3DProduct%26utm_campaign%3DProduct?gclid=CKaer9nX88ECFfHKtAodsDsAhw Plucking is clearly the effective method as it stops them coming back as quick. I have toyed with the idea of getting a contraption such as that, it's under consideration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Plucking is clearly the effective method as it stops them coming back as quick. I have toyed with the idea of getting a contraption such as that, it's under consideration. It's the way forward. You will wonder WTF you were doing all this time. No need to thank me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Just get the buggers waxed while you're having your unibrow done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Nasal hair. It's irritating and painful to effectively remove Trimmers, once every few days. Takes a minute and it's done. I'd be there all fucking day if I was plucking; it's like a jungle in there. I hate to tell you youngsters this, but it gets a whole lot worse before it gets better. Think moustache-levels of growth coming out of your nostrils. And when I say it gets better, I mean that you'll eventually die. Then it stops altogether. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Trimmers, once every few days. Takes a minute and it's done. I'd be there all fucking day if I was plucking; it's like a jungle in there. I hate to tell you youngsters this, but it gets a whole lot worse before it gets better. Think moustache-levels of growth coming out of your nostrils. And when I say it gets better, I mean that you'll eventually die. Then it stops altogether. And your ears! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Got a 9 hour training session today. Just put a bullet in my head already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 And your arse! Ho you quit staring at my arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Diarrhoea, its just shit ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 And your ears! I'm not there yet, thank Christ. And your arse! Err...let's move on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Sponsors being included in programme titles e.g. "Daily Brunch with Ocado", "Weekend Kitchen with Waitrose". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Sponsors being included in programme titles e.g. "Daily Brunch with Ocado", "Weekend Kitchen with Waitrose". Friends on Comedy Central is now sponsored by a Sam Smith album. A fucking album. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Sponsors being included in programme titles e.g. "Daily Brunch with Ocado", "Weekend Kitchen with Waitrose". Aye, that's getting listed as the actual title of the programmes now. f**k Ocado and Waitrose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Folk posting their ire at Katie Hopkins latest controversial outburst. She's a troll desperate for attention, ignore the stupid cow and she'll f**k off, reply and she'll do it more often. Its quite fucking simple to understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Friends on Comedy Central is now sponsored by a Sam Smith album. A fucking album. Comedy Central showing fùck all but Friends all day every bloody day. Friends on a comedy channel is like cricket on the sports channel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Diarrhoea, its just shit So is constipation. There are times when getting the job done can literally be a pain in the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 When your work informs you that you have training. But it isn't training, it's a motivational course to make you change your way of thinking. I despise this shit. Free lunch though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 When your work informs you that you have training. But it isn't training, it's a motivational course to make you change your way of thinking. I despise this shit. Free lunch though. I'm booked on that the week before Christmas. I'm always up for a full day away from the phones, even if it is pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 When your work informs you that you have training. But it isn't training, it's a motivational course to make you change your way of thinking. I despise this shit. I've got a form of this tonight. Basically the most annoying guy from Dayshift comes onto nights to 'correct my mistakes'. He will spend the night lecturing me on how to do things while I spend the night trying my hardest not to batter f**k out of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I've got a form of this tonight. Basically the most annoying guy from Dayshift comes onto nights to 'correct my mistakes'. He will spend the night lecturing me on how to do things while I spend the night trying my hardest not to batter f**k out of him. Someone done that to me and the other guy on nightshift at my last job. I told him at 3am if I was so shit he can finish off and I walked out. Worth the warning when I went in the next night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Friends on Comedy Central is now sponsored by a Sam Smith album. A fucking album.Sam Smith is the sort of vapid, moronic nonsense I'd expect Friends fans to like, to be fair. Good advertising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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