mizfit Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I've got a form of this tonight. Basically the most annoying guy from Dayshift comes onto nights to 'correct my mistakes'. He will spend the night lecturing me on how to do things while I spend the night trying my hardest not to batter f**k out of him. Someone done that to me and the other guy on nightshift at my last job. I told him at 3am if I was so shit he can finish off and I walked out. Worth the warning when I went in the next night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Friends on Comedy Central is now sponsored by a Sam Smith album. A fucking album.Sam Smith is the sort of vapid, moronic nonsense I'd expect Friends fans to like, to be fair. Good advertising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I've got a lassie sitting next to me at an empty desk who is a "performance manager" visiting our office. She sits on conference calls and speaks in nothing but management buzzwords. It's fucking infuriating. Honestly, I haven't heard her utter one sentence that isn't filled with meaningless bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I've got a lassie sitting next to me at an empty desk who is a "performance manager" visiting our office. She sits on conference calls and speaks in nothing but management buzzwords. It's fucking infuriating. Honestly, I haven't heard her utter one sentence that isn't filled with meaningless bullshit. Call her bluff, tell her to put her knickers on and make you a cup of tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 And how do you think her "performance" would rate on the P&B scale? Oh, it's a nailed on "wid" Call her bluff, tell her to put her knickers on and make you a cup of tea. Wish me luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Oh, it's a nailed on "wid" Wish me luck! By P&B standards that doesn't say much! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 By P&B standards that doesn't say much! Does P&B even have standards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 And how do you think her "performance" would rate on the P&B scale? And how do you think her "performance" would rate on the P&B scale? We're going to have to let you go as we think you are milking the bonus scheme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Took Swarley's advice. I'm now in an "employment restructuring scenario" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I've got a lassie sitting next to me at an empty desk who is a "performance manager" visiting our office. She sits on conference calls and speaks in nothing but management buzzwords. It's fucking infuriating. Honestly, I haven't heard her utter one sentence that isn't filled with meaningless bullshit. Isn't it perfectly legal to stab c*nts like this in the head with a blunt fork? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I've got a lassie sitting next to me at an empty desk who is a "performance manager" visiting our office. She sits on conference calls and speaks in nothing but management buzzwords. It's fucking infuriating. Honestly, I haven't heard her utter one sentence that isn't filled with meaningless bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 When skooshin out my shaving gel in the shower this morning (no euph), it came out a bit runnier than normal. It still foamed up enough but still, the lack of viscosity was annoying. Your mates have pulled the old "pish in his shower gel" trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Where were you last night? Shiteing in your washing basket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Shiteing in your washing basket. Aye, that was embarrassing. His wife thought the smell was coming from my underpants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Aye, that was embarrassing. His wife thought the smell was coming from my underpants. I told her it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 When skooshin out my shaving gel in the shower this morning (no euph), it came out a bit runnier than normal. It still foamed up enough but still, the lack of viscosity was annoying. Why using it in the shower,are you shaving your legs? I only just found out if you put shaving foam on the mirror then wipe it off then it doesn't steam up. I'll be honest it's a fucking game changer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I told her it was. That will be why she had to stick her tongue up my arse before she believed me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 No, it was KB and WB's maws fannies. Could have done with a flymo tbh. I'll take a half lb of each please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Wish me luck! How did you go? Up in front of HR yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 How did you go? Up in front of HR yet? Took Swarley's advice. I'm now in an "employment restructuring scenario" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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